You're Such A Fucking Clown, But I Love You Hun

you're such a fucking clown, but i love you hun🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don’t know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 said 🗣 it’s my fault 😢 it’s my fault 🤦🏻‍♂️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪 i think it’s best 👍🏻 I put my heart ❤️ on ice 🧊

HOW DARE YOU WRITE A HEADCANNON ABOUT LICE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE SUFFER ON A DAILY BASIS BECAUSE OF LICE AND YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT! THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

LMAOOO AOSNWJS please I cannot im wheezing💀💀

SKIDKS THIS IS EVERYTHING AND MORE LMAOXOA THE SCREAMING OF BAKUGOUS LICE THE THE BLEEP OF TODOS LICE PART AODOW THIS IS PERFECT THANK YOU FOR THIS I CANT STOP LAUGHING LMAO

Okaaay! I really wanted to share my newest video! It's a reading of @jaideite 's headcanon for BNHA Boys and Lice! This headcanon is hilarious and the second I read it I knew I wanted to record a reading of it for April Fools 😂🤣 Please check them out they have really good work!

So what your saying is bakugou is nothing but a fuck buddy 🥱

bakugou is my fuckbuddy who i refuse to admit feelings for and will show my affection through my actions

HEADCANON OF BAKUGOU WITH BABY FEVER PART TWO

as soon as I had finished the first one, I immediately wanted to do this :)) brought warmth to my heart

plus y’all deserve it after my most recent stunt i swear 💀

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— the moment he finds out he’s immediately overprotective of you

— someone wants to hug you? nope, handshake.

— the only one who can hug you is him because he’s careful of the growing baby inside of you

— he wants a girl so bad

— just to he can go around and say “my girls”

— will spoil her with only the best of the best of things

— calls out of work to go to the first ultrasound and has the nerve to be impatient about the whole appointment lmao

— “Can the damn doctor hurry it up?”

— “Be patient.”

— “Screw it, I’m going to find them.”

— “Jeez I hope this kid gets my patience and not yours.”

— finally the doctor comes and he does everything needed and you get to see your baby who seems to be covering it’s face and flipping you off from inside the womb

— the baby isn’t even born and he’s a proud parent already

— “Well this is definitely your kid.”

— “Can you tell the gender?”

— and sadly you can’t because the baby is positioned a certain way that won’t allow the doctor to see what it’s gender will be, but he can play the heart beat

— when the doctor plays the baby’s heartbeat he can’t help but cry bc wow you both did it

— after months and months you’re finally getting a kid

— he of course wipes them away and denies it

— “My EyEs WeRe iTcHy,”

— please realize he probably will not go out and get you some weird midnight snack combination unless you annoy him about them for like days

— he will make you something healthy from the fridge because he’s pretty sure that the baby didn’t suggest you both need to eat “Elf Spaghetti”

— you did end up getting your elf spaghetti and he watched in disgust as you ate it and cleaned your plate

— he refused to kiss you all day because of that

— he will probably give foot massages if you annoy him enough about your feet killing you and out of pettiness he will make sure that it’s the best foot massage you’ve ever had

— he heats his hands up so that makes it even heavenly on your sore swollen feet

— he likes touching the bump too

— you’re in public and he just rubs the side of your stomach with his knuckles or brushed his hand over it and you just let it be

— sometimes he drums his fingers on the top and if he’s lucky enough baby will kick back where he drummed them and it makes him smile

— talks to your stomach sometimes too but it’s only when you’re dead asleep and he knows it from the way you’re snoring

— “God I hope when you’re older you don’t snore like your mother here.”

— he’s at work when you go into labor

— he’s in the process of arresting a villain he had been after for a couple months when Kirishima comes running up to him and telling him to come on

— “The fuck is wrong with you?! Can’t you see I’m—“

— “It’s y/n. She’s—“

— he doesn’t get to finish because he’s gone already asking for the nearest non damaged taxi thays avalible and trying not to drop his phone due to his gauntlets

— he keeps calling and calling you and it goes to voicemail and he’s just panicking inside because what if someone found out? What if you’re hurt?

— third time is the charm because you finally pick up...or more so your mom

— normally he cares for his in laws they’re kind enough and they accept his anger issues and well...bakugou...but now is not the time for “Oh, Katsuki hi—“

— no he could care less he needs to know where his wife and child are and he doesn’t know so he kinda just screams at everything

— he figures out what hospital you’re at and he finally gets there all dirty and grimey and sweaty and he’s literally shaking in anger trying to find out where you are and no one is helping him because they’re all cornered at the fact that he’s got cuts and bruises on him

— he can honestly care less

— “My wife. My wife Y/N BAKUGOU IS IN LABOUR! WHAT ROOM IS SHE IN? THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING!”

— and the nurses aren’t even scared because they can hear the panic in his voice over you, so one of them finally directs him to the floor you’re on

— he couldnt be more grateful he puts in the back of his mind to send a thank you to that nurse as he takes off his gauntlets and leaves them before running up the stairs because wtf elevators are too slow

— he’s finally there and of course he gets recognized by someone but he doesn’t care he’s just looking for you because he can feel himself panicking at the fact that you’re having their kid and he’s missing it.

— but luckily the doctor he ran into is the one who’s delivering his kid so he just followes them to you and the baby

— his hand hurts all throughout the labour and boy do you gain so much more respect from him. He’s just giving encouraging words while wincing at his hand but the pain dulls when his kids screams hit his ears and the nurses say “It’s a girl!”

— when he holds his daughter for the first time and gets a peak at her little blonde hair he feels a swell of pride and promptly cries like that guy from cloudy with a chance of meatball lol

— and by that I mean he lets one tear fall and let’s it fall

— he becomes even more proud when her tiny hands start grabbing at things, and she even manages to pull on his hair somehow which of course he doesn’t mind he simply laughs it off.

— it’s clear that she’s got her dad wrapped around her finger and he knows too

— that video of the dad and the baby sitting together on the couch having a conversation? That’s him.

— No baby talk. His child will be able to string together like five word sentences when other babies are speaking their first words

— she definitely is a daddy’s girl, because every time she sees him on TV she jumps up and screams “Daddy!”

— you’ve sent him a video of it and he lowkey cries in his curry at the image of his daughters little gap smile

— if she starts to become anything like he was as a kid he’s going to sit her down and half a long talk with her about how wrong that is and how if you see that happening you either tell someone or you step up for them because that’s what heroes do

— becomes best dad in the world from that

guess who has finally found ur blog 😼

ooo gurl yes let’s get mischievous 😼