SKIDKS THIS IS EVERYTHING AND MORE LMAOXOA THE SCREAMING OF BAKUGOUS LICE THE THE BLEEP OF TODOS LICE

SKIDKS THIS IS EVERYTHING AND MORE LMAOXOA THE SCREAMING OF BAKUGOUS LICE THE THE BLEEP OF TODOS LICE PART AODOW THIS IS PERFECT THANK YOU FOR THIS I CANT STOP LAUGHING LMAO

Okaaay! I really wanted to share my newest video! It's a reading of @jaideite 's headcanon for BNHA Boys and Lice! This headcanon is hilarious and the second I read it I knew I wanted to record a reading of it for April Fools 😂🤣 Please check them out they have really good work!

so...idk how I’ll explain this one but... if you’re in @myherowritings discord server... you’ll understand this...enjoy ???

BNHA BOYS AND LICE

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— he has caramel flavored lice because they absorbed his sweat from his workouts

— they are also full of nitroglycerin so I don’t know if you wanna keep eating them

— they’re feral like him and he put his hands up there and they bit him

— his face went blank and he just will not touch his hair again unless it’s to wash it

— uses his quirk to do it in the morning and he hesitantly hovers his hands before activating his quirk and blowing his hair up

— the blonde strands that floated onto his shoulders made him scream like a girl

— he becomes like Horton because he can hear the lice screaming as they die from his quirk

SHOTO TODOROKI

— shoto has ice shaped lice who have adapted to the cold of his body because this boy lives on using his ice side only

— they dare not go to the heat because that is death but they will go to his mixed ketchup and mayonnaise colored baby hairs because those are like furnaces

— at this point the baby hairs look like little villages now smh

— y/n like to crawl into his room when he’s asleep and pick them out his hair so they can use them as ice cubes for their drink

— he won’t notice because he’s like a bump on a log and lol you’re doing him a favor

— he wakes up and scratches his head and it’s like the apocalypse for the lice because his fingers will smush them

— it becomes like the ice age during the times he uses his quirk for hero training and only 1/3 of lice survive

— they repopulated because ahem activities keep them warm

— if you’ve ever seen that scene from Bad Boys 2 with the mama rat and the papa rat...those are the lice on Shoto’s head during hero training ...reproduction

IZUKU MIDORIYA

— midoriyas lice are as hyper as he is

— they jump around his head and are soon to become lice pro heroes because they ate his hair and have obtained one for all too

— should midoriya ever fall in battle pick the lice out and eat them and the legacy that is one for all is revived

— they originated from bakugou because he would get all up in his face and they needed a new taste of food

— so they hopping hopped into his head and munched on the broccoli flavored food

— until one day the food became different and they all started getting powers

— midoriya basically is like the intro to the show where it recaps how quirks came to be

— except they all have the same fucking power

— they’re the reason why his hair is so wild it’s because they’re always hopping around on his fucking head and making a riot

— poor boy can never comb it so he just lets it be

— trust and believe one of the lice have used one for all at 100% and flew out his hair, landing on his hero notes

— he panics and just plucks it away and is thankful that he was alone in his dorm

EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

— the manliest lice you will ever meet

— they use the hair gel from his hair to keep their antenna up

— they use the pieces of dandruff and take a strand of hair and make weights with it and that’s how they work out

— that is if they survive his sharp hair and every time he activates his quirk fully

— they only use “dude” “bro” and “manly”

— they honestly look like Larry the Lobster due to the red dye and the workouts

— they can and will become friends with bakugou’s feral lice

SHINSOU HITOSHI

— he mind controls them so he has friends

— yes he knows they exist

— because poor boy is all alone

— they mind control all lice who look at his hair

— they lonely too and they’re all antisocial

— they renegade to keep themselves from falling into a crippling depression

— some of them cry while renegading

— they’re insomatic too because they stay awake and keep shinsou company

— he likes to slide things into his hair to keep them hidden and let the lice watch over them

— his lice do not like Kaminari because they get electrocuted every time his lice jump over to shinsou’s hair

— but it’s settled cause Kaminari’s lice go stupid too so shinsou’s lice just ignore them and let them wander into danger

awwww Jaide you have such good taste in music!!! thank you for sharing!!!

awww🥺 ty love i try to keep my suggestions open and listen to what my friends send me in case i end up liking it. you’ll never know unless you try right?

So what your saying is bakugou is nothing but a fuck buddy 🥱

bakugou is my fuckbuddy who i refuse to admit feelings for and will show my affection through my actions

Bakuhoe is a fucking god, hoes mad 🤮👺

my feelings for bakugou are mixed as i want to kiss him but i also want to throw him off a roof hnng y’all know the struggle

i didnt expect to see ur post be the second thing on my dash, and honestly, it made me feel a lot of things. i almost cried at first. i screamed a little bit. the actual writing is really good. but its the most cursed thing i've seen today, thank you for blessing me with that. i'm gonna follow you now because your writing is rlly good.

WOW RAINBOWS REALLY DO COME FROM STORMS 🥺🥺 THANK U FOR THE FOLLOW will u accept cuddles and love as payment

you’re all welcome but please you must thank the discord server I’m in they came up with the idea ... somehow 🤨🥴