Jewish Trans Top Will Is The Ultimate Headcanon And I Accept It As Canon Thank You

Jewish trans top Will is the Ultimate Headcanon and I accept it as canon thank you

look at him... he deserves only good things

JonMartin Headcanons Because I'm Sad

Jon is more of an herbal tea person

Martin takes pride in his sweater collection, and they're all very carefully well kept

Martin has resting sad face and is confused when everyone asks if he's okay

Jon used to own a cat and would like to again someday

They both like taking walks through the woods; Martin likes to birdwatch

Jon bought Martin a mug one year for his birthday and it is Martin's favourite even though it's a really crappy "#2 employee" sort of thing

Martin knows when Jon needs a hug even when he hasn't said anything

Martin's more of a savoury foods guy than overly sweet

Jon forgets to drink water

They both naturally rise at super early times and often just chill quietly together as they watch the sun rise

Jon likes stargazing but gets too philosophical when he does

They're that couple that hold hands in public and stuff

Jon's love language is affirming words, Martin's is touch

I need to cope with the finale so uhhh fuckin Jon Sims with my stims and stuff I guess

- when he's overwhelmed by too many things and can't concentrate on one his neck twitches his head to the side (it is frustrating)

- he shakes his hands/cracks his knuckles when he's disgusted

- playing with hair! it's constantly messy and in the way (Martin coincidentally has hair ties on him at all times)

- uhh he fucking hates loud sudden sounds like a car backfiring or fireworks and jumps every time, but loves thunderstorms because he can appreciate nature

- he stutters when anxious/scared !!!

- any jewelry is a Bad Texture

Just thinking about the fact that my two top kins are Will Graham and Jonathan Sims

Like two exhausted men with varying degrees of guilt and God complexes and that makes me wonder about just who the hell I am as a person 🙃

Sooooo… am I the only one convinced that, because he’s Eye-aligned, Martin is absolutely going to be made into the Eye’s pupil when he kills Jonah? And then either:

Jon will have to kill Martin

Or…

Jon will make some sort of deal with the Eye to take Martin’s place, then once Martin is free, HE’LL have to kill Jon

OR…

Jon can’t bring himself to kill Martin and isn’t able to take Martin’s place, so he looses all hope/his last shreds of humanity and decides to stay up in the Panopticon and protects Martin from being killed by the others and the Eyepocolypse just keeps going until it’s inevitable end, allowing the Extinction to manifest at last…