Relistening To Season One Of The Magnus Archives Is So Amusing To Me

Relistening to season one of the Magnus Archives is so amusing to me

But mostly because of Jon?? Like in the first 10 episodes especially he just Hates Martin So Much for No Reason and I find it hilarious

Just imagine a really nice guy offering to make you tea and your response is "look at this dumb fuck I hope you get shredded into nonexistence" and he's just like "okay ty" 🥰

On their pilgrimage Martin carried the tapes in a large baggy and labelled it "Scooby snacks"

Fuck your gender roles who would be the 80s music heist and who is the classical music murder

Every time the angsty cryptic man very softly says Mahtin I gain an extra ten years

TMA FEARS

So everybody was sharing ways in which they were "marked" by different fears and I have like three stories!

The Hunt: When I was a kid I was playing in the woods with my friend, then three guys started chasing us through the trees -- they were yelling and crashing through the foliage and I remember scrambling over logs and trying not to cry

The Vast: When I was maybe seven I went kneeboarding (sort of like wakeboarding but you're kneeling instead) and I flipped over because I lost my balance -- the strap was stuck so I couldn't resurface and I remember hanging there upside down underwater staring at the nothingness around me and earnestly thinking I was gonna like,, drown there

The Stranger(?): Not sure which one this would be classified as but I was alone in a dark theatre and just standing on stage, looking out to the audience -- and I saw a dark shadowy figure waving at me from a couple rows away. I just stared in mute silence and did not wave back

My gender is whenever Jonathan Sims takes on the voice of a female statement giver