Lion King Has Been Ruined For Me. By My Own Brain

Lion King has been ruined for me. By my own brain

I was watching it in class as you do and it was stupid early in the morning, and at one point when Mufasa said "Simba" in his like deep booming voice

My brain copied "Himbo" in the same tone until that was all I could register, just -- Himbo

So throughout the rest of the movie I was comparing how Simba is a Himbo. The points I made seemed scarily accurate so in this essay I will--

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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reblog if your blog is actually safe for bi people.

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reblog if you recognize the specific struggles that bi people go through.

reblog if you know bi people are more than “half gay, half straight”.

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reblog if you see us.

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when the quarantine ends we gotta get rid of capitalism for real. i’m not even being like a funny relatable commie teenager for the memes or whatever. capitalism is literally destroying the human spirit. i believe in the goodness of humanity!! i rlly do! but capitalism has built a society that values profit and productivity over human lives and connection. fuck elections that don’t mean anything fuck american oligarchy we gotta value each other and help each other

Marvin: I only have one day to win over Whizzer's dad, how long did it take you guys to like me?

Trina: couple of weeks

Mendel: six months

Whizzer: jury's still out