The Way The Semester Is Almost Over For Me Im Literally Two Days Away From Break And I Cant Wait Anymore
the way the semester is almost over for me im literally two days away from break and i cant wait anymore ughuhagniwdnaiusd
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WOW I HAVENT POSTED IN LIKE A YEAR wow i truly apologize everyone if anyone even still follows me đđđ
i take back what i said i think this will be my longest fic to date LMAO whooooops :â) iâm so close to being done and the word count is close to bypassing notoriously yours heh
[sneak peek] The MatchMatic 3000 || Jake Sim
a/n: helloooo this is a lil peek into what i've been working on for a bit now! i'm hoping to get this out by next week? (cross ur fingers with me) anywaysss i've been having so much fun writing this and just indulging in a fun, crack, writing style! this is gonna be a brief sneak peek, so let me know if anyone else wants another snippet :D
genre: fluff, comedy, college!au, matchmaking!au, just very fun & random humor (simply good vibes all around!), & of course pining puppy dog simp jake ;)
short summary: the one where jakeâs best friend turns into a self-proclaimed âCampus Cupidâ with a matchmaking algorithm, and jakeâs ready to bribe, beg, and possibly sell his soul to make sure he gets paired with you. because heaven forbid he just talks to you like a normal guy in love. nope, jakeâs plan A is âhack the system,â and plan B? well, there is no plan Bâheâs fully committed to this delulu life.
Subject: [SCHOOL ANNOUNCEMENT]
Hello there awesome students & fellow single-tons, Â
Have you ever looked around campus and thought, âWow, everyone here is either taken, weird, or impossible to talk to?â Well, Iâm here to save you from the deep trenches of singleness with...*drumroll please*Â
THE MATCHMATIC 3000  ââ the university's very own matchmaking algorithm that's here to pair you with your perfect second half! Â
How does it work you ask? Simple.Â
Download the app from the link in this email (no, it's not a scam or an elaborate hoax, I promise). Â
Enter your name and student IDÂ (for verification purposes only â no catfishing allowed!)Â Â
Answer a bunch of super fun questions that might make you question your life choices but will definitely help MatchMatic 3000 find your perfect match!Â
Once youâre done, the app will work its algorithmic magic to pair you with someone whoâs probably just as confused about life as you are but is at least willing to share similar pizza toppings with you.Â
Why are we doing this, you ask? Because who doesnât love a good matchmaking fiasco? Itâs like throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks, except instead of pasta, itâs your love life. And hey, if it doesnât work out, at least youâll have some hilarious stories to tell your future therapist!
(Please don't bill me for your therapy bill. I'm broke.)Â Â
Itâs scientifically engineered, which means itâs flawless. Trust me, Iâm very smart. Sign up now, and may your love life finally flourish. If it doesnât, well, you canât say I didnât try. Â
Sincerely, your friendly campus cupid,Â
Lee Heeseung <3Â
*Disclaimer: The university, nor I, takes no responsibility for any romantic entanglements, awkward encounters, or sudden realizations that you might be better off single. Please use the MatchMatic 3000 responsibly.*Â