If Fizzy Aint Happy, I Aint Happy.

“If Fizzy ain’t happy, I ain’t happy.”

“I ain’t happy, Daddy.”

“See, now you’ve fucked up.”

Okay, so this is how Disney should have done their ‘authentic gay moment’ instead of whatever bullshit they went with

1. Hard-Working Corinthian

2. Cute Corinthian

3. Sexy and erotic Corinthian

Corinthian in The Sandman has meet all the expectations that I hold for what a gayman with the quality of being masculine shoule be like. As a gay man, it's rare to see this kind of man in the community. #I CRAVE FOR CORINTHIAN#

Beyond Resurrección - Can't Fear Your Own World

Harry x Uma x Gil Headcanons

+ They are protective af.

+ Really, don’t mess with one of them if you’re not ready to deal with the other two.

+ Back on the isle, they used to sleep with Uma in Captain’s Quarters, and she would sleep in the middle of them.

+ But, sometimes Gil had a lot of nightmares, so they would switch places to make him feel safe.

+ So, when they went to Auradon (only after Ben tell them that the rest of the crew could go too), and Ben told them that Harry and Gil would share a room and Uma would stay in another one, Uma and Harry got angry while Gil was confused.

“What do you mean Uma’s not staying with us?”

“Harry, these are the rules. Boys and girls stay in opposite rooms.”

“Why?” - Gil asked and Ben didn’t know how to explain it to him - “We always stay together, right?”

“Sure thing, Gil.” - Uma answered, trying hard not to lose her temper - “I don’t care about your stupid rules Beastie-Boy, I’m staying with them.”

+ Mal, Evie, Jay and Carlos were there too, but none of them could convince the Sea Three to do otherwise. So that took them into a very long conversation with Fairy Godmother, who took Uma to her room even with the three protesting.

+ Uma didn’t have a roomate. No girl wanted to room with her, and she was fine with that. 

+ Uma and Gil had a very serious conversation with Ben explaining why he or anyone would never try to take Harry’s hook away from him. Fairy Godmother spelled the hook, so Harry couldn’t use to hurt anyone but could walk with it.

+ In their first night, Harry couldn’t sleep. He was trying to calm Gil down, who was too tired and slept quickly, but woke up sweating after a nightmare of his father pointing his hunting gun to him. So Harry decided that those rules were too stupid and they needed Uma.

+ They walked to her room, only to find her having another panic attack after dream memories of her mother wrapping her tentacles around her neck, almost hanging her; with the way she forced her to work, sometimes without any rest and the way she was bullied for years.

+ Harry and Gil pulled her into a hug, Gil letting her cry on his chest and Harry whispering to her that everything was fine, telling her to breathe, until she was fine. Or as fine as she could be after that. But they stayed with her. 

+ After a long hour, Uma and Gil went back to sleep. Harry, instead, kept his eyes on them. He had his own issues, but he saved them for himself. He had to make sure that they were safe.

+ When was almost morning, he allowed himself to take a quick nap and it was when Fairy Godmother entered the room with the Core Four, and started to scold them.

+ Harry got pissed and started to scream what had happened to Uma and Gil during the night, telling her that their stupid rules wouldn’t make his friends feel bad again.

+ Uma ran her fingers through his hair to make him calm down and he practically melted in her touch.

+ Let’s just say that now they are allowed to sleep in each other’s rooms and they do it with pleasure.

+ Uma was finally able to take that smell of shrimp out off her hair. Harry and Gil kinda miss it, but she still has the smell of the sea breeze that they just love.

+ They have a bunch of matching tattoos that Harry did it.

+ Uma won’t admit it, but she’s the most jealous of them. She just can’t stand those Auradon brats flirting with her boys.

+ Harry is very jealous too, but instead of yell at them (like Uma does), he scares them in a way that he makes sure they’ll never forget.

+ Gil never notices when someone’s flirting with him because he’s too busy being in love with Uma and Harry.

+ Harry hates go to school every single day; Gil doesn’t mind but he hates when he has to read out loud because he does it really slowly and some people laugh; Uma kinda likes it, because sometimes her mother forbade her to go to school to work in the chip shop, but sometimes, school really lets her stressed.

+ Uma started to help Gil with reading and writing, and Harry with counting. But that didn’t mean that she had stopped giving them “a little help” during tests.

+ The teachers ended up discovering that she’s really, really smart, so she started taking advanced classes with Evie, Carlos and Doug.

+ Harry and Gil were absolutely proud of her. And she was proud of herself. Her mother was wrong, she wasn’t a dumb useless girl, and she would never be.

+ It was a little awkward in the start. She still had her issues with Mal that wound’t disappear so soon. So, she sat alone and decided to just pay attention and pretend they weren’t there.

+ They could finally show affection, and it was very confusing for everyone when they saw Uma saying goodbye to them kissing each one on the lips before going to her class. And even more when Harry did the same with Gil.

+ People started telling rumors about them until Uma decided she was done with that. They started to walk holding hands and kissing more. 

+ One day, Chad asked what was going on between them and Gil was the one who answered.

“We’re, how do you say here? Dating?”

“That’s not allowed! One person can’t love two people the same way!”

“I thought you guys believed in true love… How sad.” - Gil said and walked away.

+ Don’t you dare say that one of them will be left behind someday. You will be dead.

+ Harry is not the only one who loves when Uma pets his hair. Gil loves it too, especially when he’s sleepy or sad.

+ Cuddles. 

+ Harry loves to give them nicknames. For Uma: love, sea goddess, darling / For Gil: pretty boy, sunshine, goldilocks. And a lot more.

+ Uma used to wake up very early to work, and as old habits die hard, she still does. But now, she just watches her boys sleeping.

+ They have these days when they need to stay in the room, because their memories still hurt them. Yes, they cry somtimes. But luckly they are there for each other.

Artist;  kezi