jam-eaters-llc - Faithless Bacchant
jam-eaters-llc
Faithless Bacchant

boy, he/him. Hobbies include listening to you talk about your day, and doing your taxes for free.

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Jam-eaters-llc - Faithless Bacchant

Three panel comic. First two panels are a picture of author Herman Melville edited over a stand-up comedy background with a mic and a red brick wall. Text over the first two panels reads: "You ever notice how women are pensive like the transparently pure and soft air... while men are robust like the sea, heaving with long, strong, lingering swells?" Third panel is a screenshot from Spongebob of a fish audience looking thoroughly unimpressed, with no caption.
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"There she blows!—there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!"

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screenshotted tweet from Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio. text: NATURE FACTS: Nature will kill you and then make new things from you.
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