Bg3 As Unhinged Posts Part 26/?

Bg3 as unhinged posts part 26/?

Part 25

The feather cloak part got me XD Hell, even the book with a heavy emphasis on the Night Lords (and Curze for that matter) is titled "Prince of Crows" as if his lil bro wasn't the one named after the Corvidae family lol Somehow, this is the height of hilarity to me The rivalry between the two goth primarchs

stop calling curze a hypocrite

curze hating his sons? NON hypocritical, he genuinely believed his philosophy and followed it, which his sons were not. we see him taking actions against this, and his secret sadism doesnt change this.

curze hating his sons? part 2 late curze edition? NON hypocritical. his sons were monsters and he hated them for it, he was a monster and he hated himself for it. hell he died for it!

curze hating chaos? NON hypocritical. being tainted by chaos when youre chilling with the traitor crew is unavoidable, and not the same as worshipping/falling to/even liking chaos.

curze blowing up nostramo? NON hypocritical. nostramo like... deserved it... and like... okay think of how many unnessecary deaths he prevented in the long run, like the long long run, like 10,000 years down the line. it probably balanced out by now.

curze wearing a feather cloak? NON hypocritical. he hated corax for non-style reasons and curze wore it better anyway.

They are screaming at each other.

What are your thoughts on Sevatar? And what are your thoughts on Sevatar?

My thoughts are completely normal and work appropriate tyvm.

My SFW thoughts? He's refreshing. And I can relate to him a little-WAIT NO HEAR ME OUT!!!!

He calls out his dad for for trying to justify his genocidal actions as somehow a necessary evil. When Curze tries to make out the destroying of his home world as a Just Cause, Sevatar just kindve looks at him like- "so we're just outright lying now?"

Sevatar doesn't pretend to be a good guy, unlike MANY Space Marines (before the Horus Heresy), who believe to be doing a service to humanity, and ignoring the literal worlds filled with innocent people and xenos that's they've destroyed in the name of growth. Sevetar doesn't even bother with such delusions. He likes killing, he likes skinning people, and he enjoys the pain he causes. Why lie? It's a refreshing take for a Space Marine to have, it's even better that he calls out his own Primarch on his hypocrisy as well. Even more interesting is that he is still a victim of an abusive parent at the end of the day. Almost like a kid who makes up excuses for their shitty parents, Sevatar justifies his father's mania with "yeah he's crazy but he's not delusional y'know?" (I'm paraphrasing) and it's kinda sad. He even tries to save his pops but just ends up getting nearly choked to death for not accepting Curze's BS. No joke, he at one point asks Curze "Why do you hate your sons?" Like some teary-eyed little boy hoping to hear his old man actually DOESNT hate his kids.

Some other neat things I love about this guy:

The fact that he was the first EVER to say the iconic phrase: "Death to the false Emperor"?!?!? King behavior.

The man is hilarious, which is ironic considering he doesn't understand jokes (albeit Konrad's jokes suck ngl)

He likes birds which is cute, and he's a feminist??? (That last part is a joke, but there are two female characters whom he treats with some level of humanity)

I love that son-of-a-bitch so much. He easily earns a place in "Most Bestest and Hottest 30k Space Marines" right along Sigismund, Garviel and Khârn. (Also, talk about a dream line-up great googly moogly)

The human skin cloak thing is meh, but I'm sure I could fix him.

Now, my THOUGHTS on him?

I would let him own me. Use me. Destroy me. There is no level of depravity I wouldn't let him commit on my person. I need him to smile that sinister little smile while he chokes the life out-of me.

He's a cannibal for God's sake, he's a literal EATER. He'd eat you out to the point of torture for his own amusement.

He might just gnaw on your thighs, neck, ass, and chest till he breaks the skin-just a little taste, little one.

You're his little Starling, his song bird, his tiny fledgling, his Canary in a cage. He thinks you'd look so cute begging for whatever scraps he deems to give you.

He's not a nice man, but he can be more human than his father and most of his brothers. He may leave bruises, nip on your skin till you bleed, but you're like one of his crows. You're a companion, a pet, and he finds you amusing.

It would be in your best interest, little birdy, to keep him in a good mood. That mouth sings so prettily for him. He's sure you can put it to use in other ways as well.

He's one of the few men in the galaxy who can fuck you gently and make it more terrifying than if he just used your body up till you broke. Intelligent creatures like crows enjoy toying with their food, setting up traps and taunting them until they collapse from exhaustion, unable to fight back. He fucks you with a goal; to consume.

When you can no longer sob, every breath is exhausting, and you have no more orgasms to be wrung out of your limp body... Only then will he let go and completely ravish you. It's a good thing he's a busy captain; Otherwise, you wouldn't last a week under his attention.

And than he ordered to wrap all xeno tech cargo into bubble film :D

Funny how it looks without text, how many meanings come into looks and the sigh. Like he is so tired, but resistance is futile :D

Curze grinned at the First Captain suddenly, transforming his visage into a death’s head rictus lit by febrile eyes. ‘Now you have met my brother, you must surely prefer crows to ravens.’

That was a joke, thought Sevatar. He did not understand jokes. ‘My lord, are we finished?’

For some unfathomable reason, that made Curze cringe, and he nodded like a rebuked child.

Konrad Curze: The Night Haunter by Guy Haley.