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body is 20+. no real dni, just dont be fucking rude. endos welcome. feel free to use any of these for incorrect quotes.

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I Am Going To Invent A Child Murdering Machine Out Of Anger.

a screenshot of the champions league in cookie run oven break. the cookies used are a maxed out ice captain and snow sugar. the player has placed in fifth out of five.
with 3 minutes and 8 seconds left, the leaderboard reads as follows. dazai in first with 366 mil points. no name D in second with 358 mil points. a Korean player I cannot identify as I can't read Korean in third with 354 mil. A Japanese player in fourth with 326 mil. and lastly, o p themself in last with 319 million. it's important to note that o p is the highest level out of everyone.
a screenshot of Brian David Gilbert from the Castlevania's Hottest Monster video. he looks incredibly dejected. the captions read: I am going to throw myself into the sea.

I am going to invent a child murdering machine out of anger.


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