Just Saw A Video That Reminded Me This Exists (or At Least. Brought It To The Forefront) And. I Think

just saw a video that reminded me this exists (or at least. brought it to the forefront) and. I think victor veloci dinosquad could've been a tumblr sexy man in another timeline. i could write more like "it's kinda fucked they made the Ethnically Ambiguous one the Mean Evil Raptor" or "working for a mad scientist-type guy would probably kick ass cause you could easily get free hrt as a job bonus" but idk how much i care about elaborating on concepts for a shitpost. i just think tumblrinas couldve fucked that old man ecoterrorism be damned

atlas, getting tossed around and kissed on: what did you take, love?

chip: im high on life bitch !!!!

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

i had a dream last night that I was listening to a 70s english prog band called Sir Crumplesworth's Fantastical Blazing Big Band and the members all had names like Steven Clap and Robert Dung and the song was about fucking a wizard the lyrics were like "take the wizard / feel the wizard / feel him deep inside / love the wizard / squeeze the wizard / and you will lose your mind / he'll take you on a magic journey to parts so rarely seen / suck the wizards cock but DO NOT steal his special beans" and then it was followed by a 7 minute minimoog and wind chime solo

Chip: there is something wrong with you.

Atlas: you know it ^-^ !!!