(fun Question, No Jab Intended) Why F.E.I. Didn't Give Criptid Hunter Yn A Bazooka? I Mean, Sure Crossbow

(fun question, no jab intended) Why F.E.I. didn't give criptid hunter yn a bazooka? I mean, sure crossbow is snuzzy and silent but you don't need silver and wood thing to obliterate a vampire with bazooka. The werewolf episode could be ended in minutes. I'm pretty sure some of the older criptids are only considered invincible because people didn't have grenades, rocket launchers and mines 500 years ago.

Now, that would make the Bois revelation much more dramatic hhhhcjchxkcj

I'm curious if demons know about bazookas

Sun/Moon: We are a cryptid.

Y/N: (calmly loading bazooka) Shame.

“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.”

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Five Nights at Freddy’s Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Moon & Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Moon (Five Nights at Freddy’s)/Reader, Moon/Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s)/Reader, Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s)/Reader, Moon/Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s) Characters: Moon (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Sun (Five Nights at Freddy’s), Reader Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Shipwrecks, non-canon-typical violence, thats a suprise tool that will help us later, Reader-Insert, Robot/Human Relationships, Queer platonic relationships, gender neutral reader, Alternate Universe, can be read as platonic or romantic, Mer!Sun - Freeform, Mer!Moon - Freeform, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

The first forty-eight hours of a missing persons case are crucial. Every passing moment is another drop in the chances of being found. People often talk about how important it is to stay calm and spread out, consider every possible lead, leave no stone unturned. They never talked about what you were supposed to do when you were the one missing.

aka a reader insert fic where everyone is having a terrible no good day and are stuck on the same desolate patch of land together. At least your cage is larger than his.

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

This deserves so many more notes I cried sm and it's so well written and yet it cut me deeply

pairing: hard dom!joel miller x desperate!reader

ao3 crosspost: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44445643

rating: explicit (minors DNI)

word count: 7.8k+

summary: joel is your only hope, unfortunately. you and him aren’t on the best of terms…not after you left him for dead during a smuggling run. but, he’s the only one you can turn to when there’s no one left in your life that gives a fuck, so you swallow your pride and ask for help from the man who hates your guts. 

a/n: as always please read through ALL the warnings before proceeding: porn with plot, **dubious consent**, hard dom!joel miller, enemies to lovers, heavy angst (be ready for feels!), age gap, jealousy, possessive behavior, size difference, breaking and entering, use of the words “sir”/“princess”, dom/sub undertones, death threats, degradation, spit, praise kink, forced orgasms, squirting, spanking, bdsm, choking, knife play, unprotected piv, breeding kink, body worship, minor injuries/scars, hair-pulling, alcohol mention, drug abuse (sleeping pills), hurt/comfort, no use of y/n 

enjoy this little one-shot I whipped up in the moment! it’s been raining and I love the idea of being stuck in the rain with nowhere else to go except to your worst enemy’s home ;) have a fun read! 

｡ﾟ🌨｡ ﾟ ｡⋆ ﾟ petrichor (n.): the earthy scent produced when rain falls on dry soil ｡ﾟ🌨｡ ﾟ ｡⋆ ﾟ 

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