Spankoffski Bros Headcannons

Spankoffski Bros Headcannons

They live in a pretty small apartment, I can see the layout in my head. 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom. It smells like a mix of grandma and Ted’s axe body spray

Their bedrooms are right across the hall from each other

Either a)their parents died under suspicious circumstances, b)had a huge messy divorce with lots of fighting over custody of Pete to the point where Pete just said fuck em and moved in with his brother or c)their parents wanted to move out of Hatchetfield but Peter refused to leave his friends and Ted offered to take him in for his senior year

They get take out at least once a week

Ted will always text Peter if he plans to spend the night somewhere else and tells their neighbors to check in on him

Ted taught Peter how to shave

Every time Peter won a science fair, despite teasing him endlessly, Ted would always take a picture and put it in his wallet (he now has a wallet with one of those photo holders that flips out)

They secretly watch trashy reality TV together on Sundays and yell at the screen the whole time

Every time Steph calls Pete, Ted will start making make out noises in the background to embarrass him

Peter and Richie met because Ted and Paul brought them to bring your kid to work day at CCRP

They come up with intricate and convoluted ways to slyly flip each other off (ie. scratching their nose with their middle finger, popping all of their knuckles but one, etc.)

Peter gave Ted an “I ❤️ hot moms” shirt for Christmas one year

GO SUPPORT THEM RN I LOVE MY HUSBAND

THE APOTHEOSIS IS UPON US!

Teddy bear looks so uwu baby girl (I’m sorry)

Welcome to Hatchetfield Rarepair Week- a monthly event!

Starting March 1st, I (@sky-neverending) will be hosting a monthly 7 day event for all things Hatchetfield rarepair. This means ANY rairpair, provided it is legal (no large age gaps between adults and minors!)

The rules are as follows (will be updated as time goes on):

Every day for the week there will be two prompts, a general one and a song prompt. You can then pick any rairpair (doesn't have to be the same rairpair all week) and write for them! You can use one prompt, both in one work, or make two separate pieces!

This event is open to both writers and artists

There is no word limit

NSFW is allowed, but please be 18+ if writing it.

Feel free to put any questions you have in my ask box! I'll answer them ASAP.

First event: March 1st through March 7th

Prompts coming soon! (submit suggestions in ask box if you like :3)

(pfp by @fleshbook)

Can I just say Jiavani and Joey Richter make me feel so good as a she/they/he pronouns having person with long hair. Like it's so awesome to someone with she/he pronouns and long hair. And Joey being a cis man who has long hair is also really cool to see.