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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

“The spankoffski bros are played by the same actor, they both can’t be on stage at the same time!”

Wrong. Joey has two hands.

May I present the superior solution:

The Spankoffski Bros Are Played By The Same Actor, They Both Cant Be On Stage At The Same Time!

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i need them to have a sibling slapping fight but as muppets i would like to blame the musical kermit guy on tiktok for this occurring sometimes i draw stuff then immediately regret it- please know this isn’t one of those times i have unfortunately drawn worse i need it to be known that i drew this with man or muppet on repeat the entire time peter spankoffski pete spankoffski ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart npmd nerdy prudes must die npmd starkid npmd fanart nerdy prudes must die fanart tgwdlm tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart time bastard starkid time Bastard hatchetfield time bastard hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Song - Taking Whats Not Yours By Tv Girl.

Song - Taking What’s Not Yours by Tv Girl.

(I learnt my lesson from last time so here’s the animated version in the original post)

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‘how often do you thing about the tragedy of JennyBear?’ yes something something the tragedy of JennyBear is that despite an infinite amount of timelines there isnt a single one where they are together Thinking of all the stuff she left in his apartment- Ted thinking she rather abandon it then see him again to collect them Thinking of all the emails and dunk voicemails Ted probably left in a desperate attempt to contact her and tell her how he feels Thinking about how Ted probably clings onto the fact that someone did love him- even if it was a diffrent version of it. It was still him what haunts me about JennyBear is that in every timeline bar one Ted just thinks she left- ignorant of the truth you think on the surface level this is an angsty JennyBear comic but peel back the layers and it’s once again long haired Ted propaganda shoutout to booigi-boi for the hc that the goat bros have hoof birthmarks because I immediately incorporated it into my belief system ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski jenny starkid jennybear starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art my animation

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Hey, Dickhead!

*smashes your face in with a crowbar*

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if I had a nickle for everytime Ted spankoffski beat a character played by Jeff in the face with a metal object I’d have 2 nickels my question is how did he obtain the crowbar? did he find it in an alleyway? did Teddy randomly have a crowbar in his studio apartment? I like to think that Ted specifically went and bought the crowbar with the last 20 bucks in his wallet purely just to smack Kilgore with it anyway big fan of how unhinged Ted is in this scene we need more of it formal pertition to give Ted spankoffski a crowbar again and just set him loose into the wild. I just wanna see what he does with it. (please ignore how I don’t know how to do side profiles I’m working on it okayyyyyyy) ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard time bastard nightmare time starkid time Bastard nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

Hi take an old goat man doodle I realised I never posted 🐐💛

(Also I’d like to blame credit @kirchefuchs for being the initial inspo behind me drawing Ted with goat features.)

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Staring at the excessive amount out Ted art while organising and the realisation im seeing Joey in London finally sets in the autism is getting a treat uhh anyway guys working on another big Ted piece again but it’s going to take a hot second lads it’s got details I was originally going to draw Ted with a bunch of diffrent horn designs but then I just…didnt lol ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time tgwdlm tgwdlm starkid tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

1 year ago

There isn’t a day that goes by where I don’t think about the fact that this part of the official Time Bastard script was cut out of the YouTube Video.

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abomy talks WHY DID THEY CUT THIS ITS SO FUNNY 😭 HIS PERFECT DREAM IS FOR BILL TO WORK FOR HIM I CANT- please tell me someone else knows this scene exists because everyone I have told about this scene didn’t know about it beforehand like I know not everybody had the offical time bastard script downloaded but surely I’m not the only person- ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski bill woodward starkid starkid productions team starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nmt nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe

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yourlocalabomination

11 months ago

Tick Tock, Teddy-Bear.

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the bastards box wasn’t enough I had to trap this fucker in a hour glass IM NEVER RENDERING GOLD AGAIN IN MY LIFE I DIDNT LEARN THE FIRST TIME- anyway guess who’s not dead. sorry I disappeared for a hot sec as you might be able to deduce this one took a while also life happened lol. I was doing this inbetween uni work a social life and being ill. I’m not going to reveal how long this one took because I’m genuinly ashamed I put so much time into drawing Ted fucking Spankoffski just know this might be the most amount of time and effort Iv ever put into a artwork in my entire life I’m not too mad about it actually because I wanted to make one final big artwork before I turn 20 ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

11 months ago

Ted and Tinky sketch but it’s that one Jesus painting.

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fellas today is my birthday I tuned 20 and this is how I spent the first few hours of it …this is the first thing I drew entering my 20s i think i need help the og paining is ‘The Lost Lamb’ by Del Parson also debuting this as my new sketch style Iv fallen in love with this brush ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski tinky tnoy karaxis starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time tgwdlm the guy who didn’t like musicals nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

11 months ago

I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.

(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)

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please acknowledge the fact that I hand drew all of the patterns because it took SO LONG- I would like to 100% blame @cowardlykrow for acting as the devil on my shoulder and convincing me to draw this I also have 8 more button up shirts- 3 are plain and the other 5 are so out there that only a dyke could pull them off 😭 he’s my autistic hyperfixation and I get to dress him up as a personal picrew however I like!!! I was trying to be cute and draw him with different hairstyles for one and JOEY CUT HIS HAR WHILE I WAS DRAWING HIM WITH A PONYTAIL- dw this is just a minor setback I will continue to be a long haired goat bros truther I’m afraid the ‘he’s just like me fr fr’ jokes got a little too out of hand on this one chief to be cringe is to be free ig ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid starkid productions team starkid fanart starkid starkid fanart tgwdlm tgwdlm starkid tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart time bastard nightmare time starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe nmt fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

10 months ago

Tinky brainrot hours.

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I wanted to update his design and suddenly a sketch turned into a full colouring- I lack any form of impulse control anyway this occurred because I managed to find the og blue tongue concept drawing tinky tnoy karaxis the lords in black lords in black starkid team starkid starkid productions fanart starkid starkid fanart time bastard time bastard nightmare time starkid time Bastard npmd nerdy prudes must die starkid nerdy prudes must die npmd fanart npmd starkid starkid npmd nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

10 months ago

Would you guys still love me if I told you this was my 100th Ted drawing 😔

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‘your ring- my finger’ ok technically drawn him wayyyy over 100 times iv doodles him on so many scrap pieces of paper and in the margins on my uni worksheets but this is the 100th drawings I can physically point to and count yk I truly had to capture his essence for the 100th drawing and I think I nailed it anyway as you can see if his shirt wasn’t green I would have been SOO COOKED hey guys can you tell I’m autistic 😭 /j ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid starkid productions team starkid fanart starkid starkid fanart tgwdlm the guy who didn’t like musicals tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn't like musicals fanart time bastard time bastard nightmare time starkid time Bastard nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

9 months ago

Happy gay month. Can’t believe everyone in Hatchetfield is gay.

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this….this is so dumb JBHGJHBJH okay but does like…anyone actually think Ted is straight? I think the fandom has universally agreed he’s a boy kisser guys I did this in 20 mins y’all better not expect high quality shitposts from me ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid fanart fanart starkid tgwdlm the guy who didn’t like musicals tgwdlm fanart the guy who didn't like musicals fanart time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

8 months ago

I am not immune to toddler goat propaganda.

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don’t worry about Ted there he’s fine anyway blame Viivi and Krow for this they did nothing except have their own toddler designs 😔 he’s just a silly guy yk like yeah he did trap a guy in a labyrinth for shits and giggles but honestly it was funny tinky tnoy karaxis lords in black the lords in black ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions npmd npmd starkid npmd fanart nerdy prudes must die nerdy prudes must die fanart time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

8 months ago

I’m personally a big fan of putting men in boxes.

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PUT💥THAT💥MAN💥IN💥A💥BOX I had to send him back to gay jail because it’s no longer pride month can you tell my big piece is annoying me by the amount of doodles I’m doing rn 😭 i'm working on it i swear ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid musicals starkid fanart fanart starkid tgwdlm tgwdlm fanart tgwdlm starkid starkid tgwdlm the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart time bastard nightmare time time bastard starkid time Bastard nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

8 months ago

Save me official Starkid artwork of long haired Ted-

(Artwork is from TGWDLM poster available at the CC merchtable, artwork is by @ magicalnarwhal on insta)

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abomy talks SAVE ME LONG HAIRED TED- LONG HAIRED TED- LONG HAIRED TED SAVE ME- even when they’re making a musical not related to Hatchetfield the long haired Ted truthers stay winning ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions tgwdlm the guy who didn’t like musicals tgwdlm starkid time bastard starkid time Bastard nmt nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe others art

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yourlocalabomination

7 months ago

Chibi Ted for the soul 😌

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Ted holding tinky: the electric boogaloo yk how in many biblical painting they hold lambs? yeah im so normal about the concept of holding a goat instead if you guys know anything about the symbology of goats in the bible then you might be able to understand anyway take a Ted doodle lads- it’s been months and I’m still not over him ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski tinky tnoy karaxis starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid musicals lords in black the lords in black tgwdlm the guy who didn’t like musicals the guy who didn't like musicals fanart tgwdlm fanart time bastard time bastard nightmare time starkid time Bastard nmt nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

7 months ago

Teddy bear doodle for these trying times (waiting for the Cinderellas Castle digital ticket)

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he looks like that one cat meme where it has a knife pointed at it I hope everyone enjoys CC!!! I can’t wait to create fanart im so excited ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid musicals tgwdlm tgwdlm fanart tgwdlm starkid the guy who didn’t like musicals starkid tgwdlm the guy who didn't like musicals fanart time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

5 months ago

Relapsed and re-watched Time Bastard for the 386th time.

(Close ups below)

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okay I’m done with my cindarella’s castle kick time to get back to ted posting *throws ref sheet into the wild* and all is now right in the world 😭 let’s just say ima be drawing a whole lot of this guy in the next few months iykyk ted spankoffski theodore spankoffski starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid musical starkid musicals time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time starkid nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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yourlocalabomination

5 months ago

Been thinking about that yellow goat a whole lot lately.

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all of the horns are based of diffrent breeds of goats because I’m insane like that anyway he’s just a little guy no need to talk about the torture maze everyone needs a hobby tinky tnoy karaxis the lords in black lords in black starkid team starkid starkid productions starkid musical starkid musicals time bastard starkid time Bastard time bastard nightmare time nightmare time hatchetfield nightmare time starkid nightmare time nmt hatchetfield hatchetverse hatchetfield universe fanart my art

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jasperisthecoolest

1 year ago

i drew tinky guys!! its like his lil doll holding the til box!

@curtmega is the reason i like tinky (and cuz hes a goat.. and ted spankoffski)

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StarKid npmd digital art fanart nerdy prudes must die starkid npmd the lords in black tinky tinky npmd tnoy karaxis time bastard ted spankoffski curt mega

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jasperisthecoolest

1 year ago

“YOU GRABBED THE WRONG ONE, YA NOODLE.”

i drew this lil silly guy

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ted spankoffski time bastard tnoy karaxis the guy who didn't like musicals tgwdlm StarKid team starkid joey richter fanart digital art teddy bear theodore spankoffski ted is so silly i love him

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