HOZIER NEVER MISSES

HOZIER NEVER MISSES

FUCK THATS MY RIDE

‘You’re supposed to wear jeans under chaps!’ NU-UH They can’t just put an ass window AND a dick window and then expect me to cover up.

I MEANT IT ENDEARINGLY, I KNEW I SHOULD'VE PUT A DAMN HEART NEXT TO IT. COME BACK

‘You’re supposed to wear jeans under chaps!’ NU-UH They can’t just put an ass window AND a dick window and then expect me to cover up.

This is how I feel

Me: I love philosophy

Also me: I don't know what it means to be human

Yes

Me: I love philosophy

Also me: I don't know what it means to be human

Leans back in my chair. Dandelion was only in his late teens or maybe early 20's when he first started travelling with Geralt. How many ~ interesting things ~ did he discover about himself during their travels. Can you imagine them getting thrown into a prison cell together and Dandelion is super quiet and kinda just shuffling his feet, avoiding eye contact, and Geralt takes one look at his shackled hands and feet, at the bruise on his jaw and his rumpled clothes, and tonelessly goes "Really? Right now?" and Dandelion's like "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A THING UNTIL JUST NOW GIVE ME SOME SLACK PLEASE"