This Is Your Daily, Friendly Reminder To Use Commas Instead Of Periods During The Dialogue Of Your Story,

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

Random muscle twitches that you can’t consciously recreate while you’re trying to fall asleep is your body’s equivalent of your house settling at night.

Reblog to give everyone a treat

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

I simply have no idea what’s going on and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

I think Julia deserves to know how far this has gotten

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"