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PLEASE SORRY THAT I APPEAR SO LITTLE, I'M SO SORRY... SORRY-.. But I drew a few drawings during my absence!! More drawings in my telegram channel!!
AAAnd Behold!!! Their kids XD
More ranting bc seriously, WHAT THE FUCK!!
I am the bane of my own existence ✨
Y'all ever be reading a fic and it goes from a normal, everyday thing to like, something so... explicit you have to stop and breathe bc what the fuck was that jump in time?
Dumb shit my friends have said
Im not gonna have names of the people
With great power comes great booty bitches
Broom broom bitch/toot toot motherfuckers/honk honk hoes
I want the gay one
Two bitches and a flying cooch
I will kick you so hard that your vertebrae will come out of you like a peez dispenser
Im too single for life/ no life is too single for you.
The straightest people are always the ones who act the most gayest/Being a gay architect is hard, none of the lines are straight/Being gay isnt as straightforward as people think/Life is lesbian/The ruler is the straightest thing in the room/The gays are the days/Lesbians are coming/Die Hate and cry/Home is where the bricks are/Dam they must've really hated gays before the 1980s, they even took the colours out of their tv's
You never know that god hasn’t had sex he could be the too shagger
Pleased is the tism
You’re as mentally stable as an earthquake
The sock makes it even more of a no.
Why does my hair have to be crustier than the bacon of an obese kid
I think I deserve a break.../Yeah you do but not from life
Just stop dying/simple./say no to death
They have the ability to sense boobs from miles away…/it’s true
mmmm yes 🫂
He makes me go insane hehahahajjahahvshvajcsv i love this man
Anyways this is my take on this silly guy:333 if you're here to say that it ruins the meaning of the story I don't care!:3 jk seriously
I love the other human versions of this man ough (this evil robotic guy has a chokehold on me i swear)
dolo redraw because hes ... pwetty
Pomni is sad because she’s stuck on the face of a pumpkin and doomed to rot away.
BRO WHAT I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT REGULAR SHOW HAS COMICS *AND* THAT THERE ARE OFFICIAL REGULAR SHOW X ADVENTURE TIME CROSSOVER COMICS!!!
W H A T
Im flabbergasted. Bewildered, you can say.
taylor fritz has gone blonde???
have you ever yearned for magnus protocol/archives parodies of popular songs? today is joyous for you now even if you never wished that because we are the statement brothers and this is what we do and you will be happy about it
here is our parody of naked in manhattan. dont worry only the archviists is naked. and there is no manhattan if that scares you more
this is not for children we said the word fucking
give us statement 👍
IM SCREAMING AND CRYING WHY IS HE HOT LIKE DANA IM SO CONFLICTED SHOULD I HATE IT CAUSE ITS BELOS OR CAN I LOVE IT CAUSE HES HOT LIKE HUNTER IS HOT BUT THIS??? THIS IS A STEP FORWARD OMFG
(at least belos undid his goofy haircut. sorry willow but it was atrocious)
I feel bad for Gerard way rn., like IMAGINE you work upwards of 18 years crafting and ensuring that your comic gets on the big screen, only for fucking Steve Blackman to nerf you with the most atrociously out of character, plotless, anger inducing writing to ever grace Netflix minus the select few in the LAST FUCKING SEASON. Steve Blackman trust you will be dealt with, GERARD WAY IM SO SORRY
Here’s another one that can summarize one of my fav seasons:
A group of teenagers go to find their robot, only to find out that a different version of Silco (from arcane) who likes buttons and is not mentally sane, is trying to trap them in a evil conspiracy theory. And is Silco’s bff, Sevika is a emo middle aged man who loves snakes…
I'm bored so here is a Ninjago tag game for y'all:
Explain a Ninjago scene VERY BADLY
Me first: four local teenagers bully a child who just wanted candy (I start pretty mild I just want to see chaos ensue)
@penofwildfire @nyaskitten @fernaldoishere @gravyhoney @a-big-chicken-nerd @user-without-a-cool-acronym @iamsonormalaboutninjago @bravetheperson go nuts
Edit: forgot to mention that I will try to guess them
a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO
disclaimer: i dont block out users bc im not a coward.
anyways. i'm so sick of this stupid misogynistic and sexist narrative being pushed from a "girls supporting girls progressive divine feminine" perspective. if you sound indistinguishable from a christian fundamentalist, it's time to review your values.
women are not inherently softer or less capable or more gentle than men. you can choose to live whatever life you want to live, but don't act like shaming women for wanting to live a career-driven life is a "progressive" position. get real.
there is nothing wrong with wanting a life focused on a career. there is nothing inherently "masculine" about being financially independent and i'm sick of these idiotic 1940s sexist ideals being pushed towards young women. if you don't want a life like that, then fine. but do not shame other women or act as if it is somehow against our nature that we can not handle a more difficult career. that's not fucking feminism.
as someone who is a woman of color, a femme lesbian, and a fierce feminist, i'm sick and tired of blatantly misogynistic, sexist, and racist things being pushed underneath this coquette it girl label. AND I AM A COQUETTE BLOGGER. i love this aesthetic and i love hyperfemininity. stop normalizing blatant sexism underneath an aesthetic.
i WANT a career driven life. i WANT to be financially independent and i KNOW that me being a woman does not hinder me from this in any way, shape, or form. being feminine is not equal to being submissive and docile and VULNERABLE in a world that does not want women gaining power and independence.
So…so listen. I have a wild last minute theory after the most recent episode of Amphibia “All in”. That cliffhanger with the moon really got me thinking.
Clearly The Core is still moving around and pulling strings/making a last ditch effort to destroy everyone. We saw the helmet scamper off. But that alone implied it still was receiving some sort of signal or something. After all, Darcy did shout “I’ve lost connection” and freaked out at Sasha that she doesn’t know what she’s done. Connection? Connection like a wifi connection? The helmet was still attached to Marcy. And considering the extensive use of computers and technology, heck the sound Darcy made when deleting memories even sounded like a Mac restarting, it wouldn’t be too odd to think maybe Darcy was referring to a signal. After all, even with PC’s that use Ethernet cables to hook directly to the wifi, the wifi is still receiving it’s info from a signal. So if we picture Darcy as the PC and the Helmet and cord being the Ethernet cable and wherever the cable connected to being the wifi…where was the signal coming from? My theory? The moon.
What if. What if this entire gosh darn time. The “core” or “the unnatural thing that doesn’t sleep” WAS the Moon. Remember all those eyes depicted in the mural.
Yes yes I know the beast is a metaphor for the worst versions of themselves. But that only applies to the beast. Not the ever looming and watching eyes in the corner. But what if those eyes are also a sort of metaphor. They give another meaning too, besides it obviously alluding to the numerous eyes on the metallic version of the core and the helmet. It also could be a metaphor to the fact it’s always watching. After all. If you go back and really rewatch Amphibia and it’s key moments. What’s always there? Always there, always WATCHING and present? Awake during the NIGHT?
The
God
Damn
MOON
IT’S LITERALLY EVERYWHERE! Remember those two key shots in the season 2 intro when Marcy and Sasha were depicted in oddly villainous ways? What was right behind them in those moments? THE MOON.
It’s even in the season 2 poster! Right up there next to Andrias!!! As if it were A CHARACTER!
It has been right in front of us the entire time and it has always been watching, always awake during the night, because it basically IS THE NIGHT. And what does the prophecy refer to our three girls as? Stars. Stars come to expel the night. Should they fight or embrace the fall, their choice will determine all. Well guess what? The night is falling. Literally.
Wattpad crack: We're unrealistic and kinda cringe
Ao3 crack:
