To Those Who Because Of Time Zones Get To See Solo Early If You Post Spoilers, Like Some People Did For

To those who because of time zones get to see Solo early if you post spoilers, like some people did for 'The Last Shot' (I had to avoid Tumblr for days until my copy arrived) I will hunt you down and have my BIL James* fill your place of residence with the smell of fish and leave fish through your home. Did I make myself clear?

*Name has been changed

Please keep an eye out!

PLEASE BOOST THIS

my friend is MISSING (6/14/18)

According to her mom, she ran away. I don’t know why. I’ll keep updating this.

if you’re in the Whittier, CA area or the LA County area, PLEASE keep a look out

BOOST THIS SHIT PLEASE

I think I’ll stay home.

10 Ways to BBQ on an Alien World

There are over 3,700 planets in our galaxy. Many of them orbit stars outside our solar system, these are known as exoplanets. Spend a summer weekend barbecuing it up on any of these alien worlds.

(WARNING: Don’t try any of this on Earth—except the last one.)

1. Lava World

Janssen aka 55 Cancri e

Hang your steak on a fishing pole and dangle your meat over the boiling pools of lava on this possible magma world. Try two to three minutes on each side to get an ashy feast of deliciousness.

2. Hot Jupiter

Dimidium aka 51 Pegasi b

Set your grill to 1800 degrees Fahrenheit (982 degrees Celsius) or hop onto the first exoplanet discovered and get a perfect char on your hot dogs. By the time your dogs are done, it’ll be New Year’s Eve, because a year on this planet is only four days long.

3. Super Earth

HD 40307 g

Super air fry your duck on this Super Earth, as you skydive in the intense gravity of a planet twice as massive as Earth. Why are you air frying a duck? We don’t know. Why are you skydiving on an exoplanet? We’re not judging.

4. Lightning Neptune

HAT-P-11b

I’ve got steaks, they’re multiplying/and I’m looooosing control. Cause the power this planet is supplying/is electrifying!

Sear your tuna to perfection in the lightning strikes that could flash across the stormy skies of this Neptune-like planet named HAT-P-11b.

5. Red Earth

Kepler-186f

Tired of all that meat? Try a multi-colored salad with the vibrant plants that could grow under the red sun of this Earth-sized planet. But it could also be a lifeless rock, so BYOB (bring your own barbecue).

6. Inferno World

Kepler-70b

Don’t take too long to prep your vegetables for the grill! The hottest planet on record will flash-incinerate your veggies in seconds!

7. Egg-shaped

WASP-12b

Picture this: You are pressure cooking your chicken on a hot gas giant in the shape of an egg. And you’re under pressure to cook fast, because this gas giant is being pulled apart by its nearby star.

8. Two suns

Kepler-16b

Evenly cook your ribs in a dual convection oven under the dual stars of this “Tatooine.” Kick back and watch your two shadows grow in the fading light of a double sunset.

9. Takeout

Venus

Order in for a staycation in our own solar system. The smell of rotten eggs rising from the clouds of sulfuric acid and choking carbon dioxide will put you off cooking, so get that meal to go.

10. Take a Breath

Earth

Sometimes the best vacations are the ones you take at home. Flip your burgers on the only planet where you can breathe the atmosphere.

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Bonus Trivia Fact: the guy in the rat suit was arrested the night before they shot this scene for a DUI or something. He told the officer that he had to be on set the next day for a role. The officer asked what he was playing and he responded ‘a rat. The officer didn’t believe him and brought him back to the station. They had to bail him hout.

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

I just want to congratulate Steven Universe fans that subscribed to a certain theory and were mocked for it because it was obvious that they were wrong and stupid for believing in it because there was no evidence for it.

People said similar things about Star Wars fans that supported and shipped Reylo (Rey and Kylo Ren). We were (and still are) told it was incest, that they were brother and sister or cousins, and for a time I thought people were crazy that shipped them until I looked at the evidence and became swayed by their arguments and no longer believe that they are related.

I saw this joke/story where a guy watched a game of (American) Football with his girlfriend and afterwards he asked her if she liked it and she said ‘no, because they spent the whole time trying to get the quarter back; it’s only twenty-five cents.’

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch