Dear Fialleril

Dear Fialleril

Dear @fialleril,

I have enjoyed your Double Agent Vader/Anakin Series and love spending time with Ekkreth.

However, recent developments in the Disney Canon has me looking at Canon Vader in a whole new light.

Since you are more than likely unaware, since Vader hated the Death Star from the beginning it was implied in a comic that Vader sent a droid to Galen Erso’s wife, Lyra, and told her what her husband was helping the Empire to build and then it hit me that in Rogue One Vader wanted the Rebels to escape with the Death Star Plans; that is why he didn’t use the Force to retrieve the plans at any point.

Now I can’t help but wonder if on some level if Vader wasn’t at least planning on letting the Rebels destroy the Death Star but couldn’t make it look like he allowed them to do it.

You have ruined me in the best ways possible.

Thank you.

Sincerely JediKali

P.S. I am not quite at Double Agent levels of belief but I’m close.

Peter: Mr. Stark I need a rocket ship ASAP

Tony: what, why?? Where are you going???

Peter, crying: It’s the Curiosity Rover’s birthday and he has to sing happy birthday all by himself on Mars and thats sad

Tony, already building a rocket: Say no more

My Mom REFUSED to upgrade for YEARS. She finally gave in when she couldn’t buy anything on VHS at any store and bought a DVD Player and started the task of buying what she wanted on DVD

REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

Lawful Fusion most of the time.

tag yourself i’m chaotic au

Why You Should Always Wear Your Helmet.

Have any of you stood next to some of these vehicles? I have stood next to tractor trailers and I would need a boost if I wanted to get on the bed of a logging truck and I’m 5’4”.

Can’t speak for the construction vehicles but I bet you the treads can be really high depending on the size and need.

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.