Literally

literally

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

Literally you

IM GETTING ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS INTO EPIC!!!

@just-1other-nerd

the year is 2025. michael sheen is appointed showrunner and executive producer. gets his grubby mitts on the script and every other line is changed to blatant innuendo. each scene is so sexually charged that it's like staring directly into the sun. the last 10 mins is a montage of them outright fucking on every available surface of the south downs cottage. the show is now, inexplicably, set in south wales

ive met my great-great grandma. that's my dad's mom's mom's mom she died when i was 4. i think she was 104 or 105 when she passed away in 2011

This just hit me. I’m so Southern my family has a matriarch and no one in the family knows for sure how old she is. We all also got into a heated debate about the existence of her glass eye (still not confirmed). She’s in her 90s- we think- beat cancer, outlived two husbands, had seven children and has outlived three of them, survived The Great Depression, and either her dad or her grandfather was a full blooded Cherokee Indian… possibly the tribe’s leader but no one really knows for sure.

She also once lit into my dad’s school bus driver, cussing him black and blue about how he treated the kids and didn’t realize she had a butcher’s knife in her hand until he RAN away. She didn’t have any more trouble out of him.

deadpool & wolverine is one of those films where i thought everyone was joking or exaggerating about the homoeroticism and then i went to the cinema and watched a 2 hour long gay sex metaphor. what the hell was that. we need more of that kind of film in society