People Are Really Out There Just Thinking About Having Sex All The Time And They Cant Even Help It?"

“people are really out there just … thinking about having sex all the time and they can’t even help it?" i spluttered. "people have dreams about it because they want it that much? how the – i’m losing it. i thought all the movies were exaggerating, but you’re all really out there just craving genitals and embarrassment. this has to be some kind of huge joke”

loveless by alice oseman

Percy: Water Nico: Earth Leo: Fire Jason: Air Annabeth: Long ago these idiots would actually do their chores instead of quoting Avatar: the Last Airbender

hey tumblr I could use some advice

How do you deal with the feeling that you’ll never find someone to love because of your asexuality? I know there are so many of my fellow ace friends on here so I thought I could find some comfort. <3

jason spending months thinking leo was dead and then dying days after finding out he's alive and leo spending months trying to get home only to arrive just as they're loading jason's casket into a plane was. genuinely one of the most fucked things I've ever read.

will: are nico and percy still at the zoo?

annabeth: yeah, percy's been sending me pictures of animals all day

will: really? all i've gotten from nico is a 5 second video of a lizard falling over with the caption "moron. this is you"

will: i love him

Kinda ironic that the goddess of wisdom can be stupid, but Rick likes to do things like that so 🤷‍♀️

I never understood Athena's logic when it came to percabeth

"I disapprove of you and my daughter because you're too loyal"

Like ma'am hold on what????