June: I Won't Call You A Whore If You Engage In Sexual Activity Or Wear Skimpy Outfits.

June: I won't call you a whore if you engage in sexual activity or wear skimpy outfits.

Although, I will call you a whore if you steal my food, my cat likes you more than me or have the nerve to touch my boyfriend's hair.

I fucking love this song. It inspires me making up scenarios with my ocs at night. 😭

Just gives me major Junichael vibes. Nothing much.

I keep making new fursonas for some reason...

Also, I changed the Pegasus part to angel so it can match my username LMAO

So we discussed a bit with @livingdeadangelz about how because June drives and inherited has her own car, Jen would always ask her to take her places because if any of their parents did it it'd be just so embarrassing!!!

Not to mention the fact that Jen is an Unruly Child who sometimes goes drinking behind her parents' backs so she can keep blending in with the Cool Kids that Drink Unsupervised so basically not only she'd ask June to drive her around but June would have to deal with a semi drunk little sister from time to time when she has to pick her up

Add to that that I figured Jen would be the sad type of drunk and I ended up imagining June and Mike trying to get private time on the car while Jen's sobbing in the backseat pfjgmvbk

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SONG REMIND ME SO MUCH OF MIKE GOD DAMN HE'S EVERYWHERE I GO

Jen would flirt with Mike (@livingdeadangelz' boy) but playfully, I don't think she'd like him for real. Just because she's Like That and also maybe to lowkey mess with June pf

Maybe she did have a little crush on him when she was like twelve but outgrew it. Just like that scene in Mean Girls when they're like oh yeah Regina broke up with her bf but she got over it and she's making out with another guy pfjgngk