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Jenna-tharonin - Culty - Tumblr Blog
WHY DID NOBODY CONNECT THE DOTS IT WAS SO DAMN OBVIOUS
an unfortunate side effect of growing up autistic is that everyone always mistook my bluntness for rudeness n now whenever I do any sort business communication I overcompensate for my default absence of tact by speaking like a late 19th century dandy. this appears to be something I am unable to turn off despite my many efforts
The fact that when I look up collar on amazon it doesn’t already know that I want to wear it is really homophobic
Shrimps is bugs?
Bugs are friends :3
Guys holy fuck I am so desperate I haven’t been fucked in so long pleasepleaseplease give me cock I’m literally on the ground humping a pillow please my desperate puppybrain isn’t build to handle this
I can’t find anyone to kiss 😭
Can't find girls to kiss :C
Anybody in the mood for a date?
First date idea: Smoking a joint with you on my lap and scrolling through your likes on tumblr, making you read them out loud as you grind against my thigh until i’m done then picking the ickiest one to tease and degrade you about while I break you over my cock for the next few hours. ♡︎
Wanna touch tips?
I just got an ad for the large church that I live very close to, is tumblr trying to tell me something?
You’re wrong, getting fucked over and over would get me better I think
tumblr is like a psych ward except no one gets better
Will I get more followers if I post thighs and bulge? 🥺
And yes I know I need to shave and if people like these I will and I’ll post more
If you stalk me and find my address I want you to know that my window is all the way on the right in the front and if you wanna break in and I come home to you in my bed I won’t question it and we can just cuddle for as long as you want, also sex, that too, that would be good
That feeling you get when you just find someone you get obsessed with and you’d stop at nothing to just have them
you know how sometimes you have a crush and
I am
me DMing on tumblr: I am so fortunate we have become true friends even though we are hundreds of miles apart
me posting on tumblr: I am #addicted to boy pussy
Kinda in a dom mood rn so imma offer you a proposition:
We spend the whole day outside in the garage working on whatever project I’m currently obsessed with, occasionally asking you to hand me a tool, and I follow it with a little bit of healthy praise when you give me the right one, after a couple of hours I call it a day, grabbing your hand and pulling you inside, my tank top and jeans covered in grease and oil, then promptly pull you into the bathroom with me, and stripping both of us, because a puppy as dumb as you possibly couldn’t do it themselves, then we both hop in the shower for a bit, yourself blushing the entire time even as you faced away from me, and as we hop out I know you’re ready when you poke my back and whimper something along the lines of “u-um” and me, already knowing what you’re gonna say, bends you over the counter right there and breeds up your slutty puppy hole real good <3
I’m really not sure how much I believe this, it almost seems like a lie, please provide me evidence, I’m a physical learner btw
another advantage of the knot is that it ensures the pointed tip is nestled snugly against your cervix while you’re trapped on it
Haha that would be so funny like wow let’s see how much I laugh haha let’s test it haha haha haha like I wonder if I’d laugh or something or moan or get stupid
Haha, what if, idk, you were a subby trans girl and I was fawning over how pretty your tits are and got super close and started sucking on them, kissed my way to your neck, took advantage of your distracted state and bent you over, fucking you like a whore??? Wouldn't that be funny?
It's okay if it takes a little longer than you thought.
•Howdy, I’m culty, or Jenna, I also go by tortoise on some sites too, you can use these names or other ones you decide on, you’ll find out soon that I don’t care about much.
•I am 22 and rather new to tumblr and the whole gay community but I def love y’all
•I will switch from cuddling in bed with thigh highs, a massive hoodie, and nothing else, to wearing cowboy boots, jeans, and working on trucks, I am a redneck cowgirl, yeehaw
•I am cringe
•Anyways, I’m the literal definition of not caring, I’m nb and pan, and you can use any pronouns you want on me, also, I don’t care about you (as long as you’re over 18 ofc) no, I don’t care if you’re overweight, no, I don’t care if you’re hairy, no, I don’t care if you’re ugly, you’re still hot, or handsome, or beautiful, or attractive, or whatever you like being complimented with.
•No, this is not an exclusive blog, I use it for hornyposting, for my interests, for my thoughts, and stuff like that (mainly hornyposting ngl)
•My kinks are: literally fucking anything, minus scat and threading everything is on the table, unless I decide I’m not in the mood for it
•If you want to come talk about politics, do it, I invite you, the only exception is if you disagree with me you can’t just start insulting and stuff, let’s have an actual conversation :)
•Feel free to dm me! I’ll prob reply fast bc I have basically no friends on here :\
•That’s all I can think of rn, if you want to know more, or have anything specific please refer to the above bullet point.
•please be my friend 🥺
Someone PLEASE help me make a bio post idk how to and whenever I try my autistic ass makes it impossible
If I ever look this amazing some day you all have the legal obligation to ruin me
Holy shit it’s been ages since I dressed up and I forgot how nice it felt
I think If this happened to me I’d be either indescribably happy and just be l existing in pure bliss or I’d get so happily overwhelmed i couldn’t function
Humiliation but not in the degrading way
Humiliation in the way of being treated like a dumb little puppy in a semi public place and getting extremely embarrassed from how everyone is praising you and cooing at you and telling you how much of a pretty and well behaved little puppy you’re being for everyone while you’re too embarrassed to do anything but take it all in and
I forgot my point
Reblog
Unless you’re gonna love me just like this pillow does I think I’m just gonna stay here
no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye
I’m gonna start involuntarily barking and frothing at the mouth for them <3 they know who they are
