The Fact That When I Look Up Collar On Amazon It Doesnt Already Know That I Want To Wear It Is Really

The fact that when I look up collar on amazon it doesn’t already know that I want to wear it is really homophobic

I think If this happened to me I’d be either indescribably happy and just be l existing in pure bliss or I’d get so happily overwhelmed i couldn’t function

Humiliation but not in the degrading way

Humiliation in the way of being treated like a dumb little puppy in a semi public place and getting extremely embarrassed from how everyone is praising you and cooing at you and telling you how much of a pretty and well behaved little puppy you’re being for everyone while you’re too embarrassed to do anything but take it all in and

I forgot my point

Reblog

Will I get more followers if I post thighs and bulge? 🥺

And yes I know I need to shave and if people like these I will and I’ll post more

WHY DID NOBODY CONNECT THE DOTS IT WAS SO DAMN OBVIOUS

an unfortunate side effect of growing up autistic is that everyone always mistook my bluntness for rudeness n now whenever I do any sort business communication I overcompensate for my default absence of tact by speaking like a late 19th century dandy. this appears to be something I am unable to turn off despite my many efforts

I’m really not sure how much I believe this, it almost seems like a lie, please provide me evidence, I’m a physical learner btw

another advantage of the knot is that it ensures the pointed tip is nestled snugly against your cervix while you’re trapped on it

Unless you’re gonna love me just like this pillow does I think I’m just gonna stay here

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye