Actual Conversation Between Albert And Race

actual conversation between albert and race

race: what is that smell albert?

albert: my mac and cheese cup

race: did you forget the water? it smells like it’s burning

albert: *quietly* you’re supposed to put water in it?

race, drinking iced coffee with a shit ton of creamer in it: i’m a bad bitch

race, doubled over in pain, after remembering he’s lactose sensitive and creamer makes him hurt: god why

Things Specs has probably definitely said

(I may make this a series with different newsies, it was fun)

“Race, put that down.”

“No, Elmer, llamas are not giraffe sheep.”

“Race what are you touching”

“Does anyone know where I put my glasses?

“Race, stop that.”

“Nevermind, they were on my face!”

“Race what are you DOING”

“I could climb that wall. I’m not gonna, but I could.”

“R A C E T R A C K H I G G I N S”

Newsies AU

The first half of Carrying the Banner ends as Pulitzer’s office screen drops over the black street stairways and several of the newsies once on them disappear behind the drapes. Including but not limited to Racetrack. AU where instead of gracefully going down the stairs and off stage, Ben Cook, the actor who plays Racetrack, accidentally falls down the stairs echoing several loud thumps and as the bangs came to an end a quiet, but not unheard, small mutter of “damnit”

Jack: That’s okay, buddy. We’re from the union.

Tommy Boy: The union?

Jack: We represent the newsies in New York, both the World and the Journal.

Tommy Boy: Oh, of course.

Jack: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed?

Tommy Boy: A little. We don’t even have dental.

Jack: [turns to Davey] They don’t even get dental.

Spot [about Race]: I should warn you, I'm not good at keeping secrets from him. He has been known to use physical torture

Jack: You mean he tickles you

Spot: As I said, physical torture