BTS: My First Impressions

BTS: My First Impressions

I haven’t posted in a minute and this thought came to me in the shower. 

The first thing of BTS I ever watched was DOPE, how original.

(A new fic will hopefully be posted sometime in the next two weeks)

Jin: His teeth are so straight ~ *UNLIKE ME COUGHING*

Yoongi: That poor boy is so blonde his hair is going to fall out. Plus, ddddaaayyyuuummm that growling.

Namjoon: “What is he listening for?”

J-Hope: Oh my God he has a bowl cut someone save him.

Jimin: I love his red hair, he’s my favorite.

Taehyung: Shorts do not pair with a suit, sir.

Jungkook: ARREST ME PLEASE.

As a cashier I can tell you that it is much more rare than you think. We aren’t your servants, we are intelligent... Please treat your customer service associates with care this holiday season and all year round.

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

Hey, do you have a masterlist? I can’t find it on mobile!

Yes I do have a masterlist, but the link has been giving me issues. I’ll keep trying to fix it dear! Sorry for the trouble!

- Jessika

For scientific purposes.

So what’s it like to have a penis? Fanfic and other smut is often written/drawn by people who don’t really have much experience with sex, and often that involves describing feelings you can’t feel, organs you don’t have. So it’s one thing to use references to be able to draw or describe what happens during sex but it’s another to describe the feelings.

I did a very detailed description of what goes on re penises and such from the usual feeling to arousal to orgasms. Figured it would be helpful for at least someone out there. Or maybe just for personal curiosity.

Since this is really just n=1, meaning just me, feel free to add in to how things feel if you have additions, I’ll edit the original post. A vagina/boobs counterpart post would be cool too if you want to add that. 

So this is pretty graphic, obviously. Intimate descriptions of orgasm feelings. So there’s your warning for that. 

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Your writing is fantastic! I've read everything I could find (my favorites being 'out of work, 'Into Eternity', 'The girl who never cries', 'Birthday sex', 'Vanilla Ice Cream', 'You're gonna kill me' and ALL of your Jungkook fics, and he isn't even my bias. They are so good though!) and I'm seriously addicted. You are now one of my favorite writers and I can't wait for more:) thank you for blessing us with your talent.

You’re so sweet! Holy crap Jungkook is so sneaky when it comes to me. He’s lurking when I’m trying not to pick favorites. That little shit. But, we love them all without leaving one out! Thank you so much for the kind words, it really motivates me to keep going. (Into Eternity is one of my favorites to write, I love Jimin’s character in that one). 

Please send me messages guys! I love to talk to you! Thanks again for sending me the love, it makes me so happy!!

Gotta Be You by One Direction is playing my ears as I reblog. Black Veiled Brides is up next on the playlist... And my blog is a BTS smut blog.

and the truth has been spoken