Bruce: *Posts A Super Low-quality Image To The Family Group Chat*

Bruce: *Posts a super low-quality image to the family group chat*

Dick: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Jason: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Barbara: Actually I did the math, Dick would have $225, not $0.15.

Steph: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Dick: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please

Steph: Sorry I only have a dollar

Dick: :(

Barbara: correction, Dick would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Steph: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Damian: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jason: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Dick: Apply juice to what

Steph: Directly to the forehead

Tim: Great chat everyone

Statement of Bernard Dowd Regarding the Strange Happenings of His Partner and Partners Family.

by EJ_Rambles Statement begins; Listen, I love my boyfriend- like a lot. It’s just that sometimes…he can be a bit odd. ------- Or; I'm obsessed with both Batman and Magnus Archives and I combined the two. You don't really need the knowledge of both to read this (though it would help lol)- basically the batfam are creatures based off of fears and Bernard comes to meet the family! Words: 1356, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Bernard Dowd, Tim Drake (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon Relationships: Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake, Batfamily Members & Bernard Dowd Additional Tags: Statement Fic (The Magnus Archives), Avatar of the Dark!Bruce Wayne, Avatar of the Vast!Dick Grayson, Avatar of the Buried!Jason Todd, Avatar of the Flesh!Cassandra Cain, Avatar of the Desolation!Duke Thomas, Avatar of Death!Damian Wayne, Avatar of the Eye!Tim Drake, Avatar of the Web!Barbara Gordon, Cryptid Batfamily (DCU), Creepy Batfamily (DCU), Meet the Family, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Tim Drake Loves Bernard Dowd, Bernard Dowd-centric, Conspiracy Theorist Bernard Dowd, Bernard Dowd Loves Tim Drake, Bernard gives the Magnus Archives a statement, In a loving yet concerned way via https://ift.tt/4n2g5sZ

That one fucking tiktok trend but with Pete and Ted

The 2024 Beginners' Guide to F1 from Shunted Towers.

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.