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ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

The 2024 Beginners' Guide to F1 from Shunted Towers.

A fresh beginner’s guide from the Shunted Fam for 2023.

My sister made her friend a Beginner’s Guide to F1 because they’re watching the race together tomorrow.

(Part Two to follow)

You could tell me that this is straight out of a social media AU and I would believe you … but somehow it’s actually real 😭

shitpost tma version

almost all of them were drawn in june when i was stressed about college and needed a way to relax, so I started drawing these silly things

shitpost tmagp version

i just think it'd be really funny if a homophobe went to the magnus institute to make a statement, and then got mad at one of the archive assistants for wearing a pride pin or smth and started the whole "who's your boss?" routine, only to find out that the chain of command just gets gayer and gayer.

oh you don't wanna deal with the friendly gay man just wearing a rainbow pin? then feel free to deal with his boss/boyfriend instead, a gnc asexual biromantic man with a vibe that can only be described as "of course you're constantly dealing with the horrors. and have pronouns".

oh, you wanna talk to the manager? have fun complaining about the gay agenda to a guy who gets funding for his institute from his sugar daddy, wears high heels just to make sure people can hear him walking around and know he's keeping an eye on them, and probably switches his gender up every once in a while just to keep the haters guessing.

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.

its so inconvenient when theres a nuke in my sandwich

I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too late.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich

One of my favorite things with TMA fanart is when people draw Elias with eye paraphernalia or motifs because it makes pre entity discovery tma so much funnier

That one fucking tiktok trend but with Pete and Ted

Statement of Bernard Dowd Regarding the Strange Happenings of His Partner and Partners Family.

by EJ_Rambles Statement begins; Listen, I love my boyfriend- like a lot. It’s just that sometimes…he can be a bit odd. ------- Or; I'm obsessed with both Batman and Magnus Archives and I combined the two. You don't really need the knowledge of both to read this (though it would help lol)- basically the batfam are creatures based off of fears and Bernard comes to meet the family! Words: 1356, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Bernard Dowd, Tim Drake (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon Relationships: Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake, Batfamily Members & Bernard Dowd Additional Tags: Statement Fic (The Magnus Archives), Avatar of the Dark!Bruce Wayne, Avatar of the Vast!Dick Grayson, Avatar of the Buried!Jason Todd, Avatar of the Flesh!Cassandra Cain, Avatar of the Desolation!Duke Thomas, Avatar of Death!Damian Wayne, Avatar of the Eye!Tim Drake, Avatar of the Web!Barbara Gordon, Cryptid Batfamily (DCU), Creepy Batfamily (DCU), Meet the Family, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Tim Drake Loves Bernard Dowd, Bernard Dowd-centric, Conspiracy Theorist Bernard Dowd, Bernard Dowd Loves Tim Drake, Bernard gives the Magnus Archives a statement, In a loving yet concerned way via https://ift.tt/4n2g5sZ

The New Strategy

Another comic that spiraled out of control… I literally just drew narcissa in the outfit and ended up with all of this by the end 😭

i was….. monique gibeau :) in post war france,,

Picturing a teenage Hetty being upset after being chastised by her father for her inappropriate behavior and she cries in her room while Thor tries singing the lullaby he sang to her as a kid, knowing she can't hear it but hoping it comforts her subconsciously.

I also headcanon that whenever she got really high on cocaine, she could see Thor and Sas and would chat to them, but always forgot once the come down set in.

RTC PFPS ‼️‼️

A funny fact abt me is that I'm terrified of drawing headshots, just bc if I make something wrong there's nothing else to distract the attention.

Ggrrggr Idk if its just me that the more I see them the more I find mistakes

btw if u feel like using them just a "pfp made by mercy" is well appreciated!! (≧∇≦)/

Bruce: *Posts a super low-quality image to the family group chat*

Dick: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Jason: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Barbara: Actually I did the math, Dick would have $225, not $0.15.

Steph: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Dick: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please

Steph: Sorry I only have a dollar

Dick: :(

Barbara: correction, Dick would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Steph: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Damian: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Jason: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Dick: Apply juice to what

Steph: Directly to the forehead

Tim: Great chat everyone

It is remarkably easy to buy a hammer in Central London

please watch please watch it please watch it its so dumb and i love it

Here they are! WATCH SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED ON NETFLIX, YOU COWARDS!

Don't claim you like himbos unless you stan Knox from Some Assembly Required