Listening To Chicagos Cell Block Tango Is Just Banger Line After Banger Line.

listening to chicago’s cell block tango is just banger line after banger line.

“i fired two warning shots. into his head.”

“y’know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.”

“and then he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife ten times.”

“i was in such a state of shock. i completely blacked out, i can’t remember a thing… it wasn’t until later, when i was washing the blood off my hands, i even knew they were dead.”

“i guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. he saw himself as alive. i saw him as dead.”

even if you don’t like musicals or chicago, 10/10 would recommend anyone to listen at least once

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need to estabilish myself in the td fandom so here are all the Romeo abbreviations that i collected

BB - basic bitch

SIH - shrivel in hell

BTH - blundering thoughtless hooligan

EITS - eyes in the sky

DYUTT - drink yourself under the table

TGA - tiresome good-for-nothing asshole

HS - headshot

HDY - how dare you

OOTWR - out of touch with reality

WRK -

DYFJ - do your fucking job

DOF -

FLB - fighting a losing battle

SOP - smiley old prude

WTWUT - wall-to-wall useless trash

i would like an explanation to the remaining two please sir Romeo Scorpius Lucci

coke icee and a bottled coke pls 🙏🙏

Here are some of my unhinged TDB headcanons (please clap)

- Rui loves egg salad sandwiches. Fight me on this.

- There’s a fucking beanstalk growing behind Obscuary waaaay in the back. It freaks Rui out.

- Cornelius has a cat pentagram tattoo.

- Cornelius likes racing.

- Cornelius cannot drive without the help of two cats on the pedals below because his legs are too short.

- Rui had wished for 7/11 to always be within walking distance from him no matter where he’s at. Why? Because I think this is funny and I have trash humor.

all i have is like $5 can u get me an icee and a coke and cover the difference i’ll pay you back later

Here are some of my unhinged TDB headcanons (please clap)

- Rui loves egg salad sandwiches. Fight me on this.

- There’s a fucking beanstalk growing behind Obscuary waaaay in the back. It freaks Rui out.

- Cornelius has a cat pentagram tattoo.

- Cornelius likes racing.

- Cornelius cannot drive without the help of two cats on the pedals below because his legs are too short.

- Rui had wished for 7/11 to always be within walking distance from him no matter where he’s at. Why? Because I think this is funny and I have trash humor.