Listening To Chicagos Cell Block Tango Is Just Banger Line After Banger Line.

listening to chicago’s cell block tango is just banger line after banger line.

“i fired two warning shots. into his head.”

“y’know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.”

“and then he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife ten times.”

“i was in such a state of shock. i completely blacked out, i can’t remember a thing… it wasn’t until later, when i was washing the blood off my hands, i even knew they were dead.”

“i guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. he saw himself as alive. i saw him as dead.”

even if you don’t like musicals or chicago, 10/10 would recommend anyone to listen at least once

Reblog to make it die faster

its sinostra time everybody clutch yer purses

plus a bonus interdorm hijacking:

ed’s texting style makes me a little sick to my stomach to look at to be entirely honest 😭 which is why it took me so long to introduce him to the twtverse. that one message alone took me like a solid three minutes to type out </3 it is with a heavy heart i say…. obscuary is next…. (/j)

all i have is like $5 can u get me an icee and a coke and cover the difference i’ll pay you back later

Here are some of my unhinged TDB headcanons (please clap)

- Rui loves egg salad sandwiches. Fight me on this.

- There’s a fucking beanstalk growing behind Obscuary waaaay in the back. It freaks Rui out.

- Cornelius has a cat pentagram tattoo.

- Cornelius likes racing.

- Cornelius cannot drive without the help of two cats on the pedals below because his legs are too short.

- Rui had wished for 7/11 to always be within walking distance from him no matter where he’s at. Why? Because I think this is funny and I have trash humor.

+1 soup damage