any prns // 18all you really need to know about me is that i’m probably scared of youexpect sporadic bouts of activity, i’m archenemies with the queuedms & asks always open
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*weak in the knees in arousal* you make me fucking sick
*lightheaded with lust* you're such a fucking creep
he’s so “cool”, “calm”, and “collected” when he’s over explaining medical jargon he makes me SICK TO MY STOMACH (butterflies) i want to PUKE when i see him (kiss him)
mc has to wear one of those awful paper hospital gowns as they prep for an impromptu surgery and they’re all flustered and blushy bc their entire ass is out and he’s like “would you pull urself together for five minutes and get on the vivisection surgery table i’m trying to save your life here.”
and then mc takes off their jacket to help carry around medical supplies and he nearly passes out from how hot his face got LMAO
jiro’s like “are you getting sick what the fuck”
You think Yuri is the type of guy who would go crazy over seeing ankles? He's a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time.
Yuri sees PC's ankles: "THIS IS UTTERLY PREPOSTEROUS!! T-THIS PRONOGRAPHY!"
Jiro causally bleeding on the bed: "How scandalous. Please tend to my wounds."
need to estabilish myself in the td fandom so here are all the Romeo abbreviations that i collected
BB - basic bitch
SIH - shrivel in hell
BTH - blundering thoughtless hooligan
EITS - eyes in the sky
DYUTT - drink yourself under the table
TGA - tiresome good-for-nothing asshole
HS - headshot
HDY - how dare you
OOTWR - out of touch with reality
WRK -
DYFJ - do your fucking job
DOF -
FLB - fighting a losing battle
SOP - smiley old prude
WTWUT - wall-to-wall useless trash
i would like an explanation to the remaining two please sir Romeo Scorpius Lucci
yes but strictly in non-medical scenarios. mc has to take their top off for a lung x-ray to make sure there aren’t vines or something growing in there (you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands), and it’s nothing to him. he’s like “bra too, if you wouldn’t mind. the clasps get in the way.”
and then like five minutes later mc’s sock slips down their thigh as they’re adjusting their uniform and he’s so beet red he can barely stutter out something that vaguely sounds like “cadaver” before he’s tripping over his own shoes trying to get out of the room.
You think Yuri is the type of guy who would go crazy over seeing ankles? He's a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time.
Yuri sees PC's ankles: "THIS IS UTTERLY PREPOSTEROUS!! T-THIS PRONOGRAPHY!"
Jiro causally bleeding on the bed: "How scandalous. Please tend to my wounds."
listening to chicago’s cell block tango is just banger line after banger line.
“i fired two warning shots. into his head.”
“y’know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.”
“and then he ran into my knife. he ran into my knife ten times.”
“i was in such a state of shock. i completely blacked out, i can’t remember a thing… it wasn’t until later, when i was washing the blood off my hands, i even knew they were dead.”
“i guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences. he saw himself as alive. i saw him as dead.”
even if you don’t like musicals or chicago, 10/10 would recommend anyone to listen at least once
coke icee and a bottled coke pls 🙏🙏
Here are some of my unhinged TDB headcanons (please clap)
- Rui loves egg salad sandwiches. Fight me on this.
- There’s a fucking beanstalk growing behind Obscuary waaaay in the back. It freaks Rui out.
- Cornelius has a cat pentagram tattoo.
- Cornelius likes racing.
- Cornelius cannot drive without the help of two cats on the pedals below because his legs are too short.
- Rui had wished for 7/11 to always be within walking distance from him no matter where he’s at. Why? Because I think this is funny and I have trash humor.
(Meme made by Me, @1930sdarlin )
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Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments
mc gets tired and confused and calls lyca lycas when mad
How often do you think MC calls Luca "Lyca" and vice versa?
Like all I'm doing is reading the names and I already confused the fuck out myself countless times (・・;)
down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all i have is like $5 can u get me an icee and a coke and cover the difference i’ll pay you back later
Here are some of my unhinged TDB headcanons (please clap)
- Rui loves egg salad sandwiches. Fight me on this.
- There’s a fucking beanstalk growing behind Obscuary waaaay in the back. It freaks Rui out.
- Cornelius has a cat pentagram tattoo.
- Cornelius likes racing.
- Cornelius cannot drive without the help of two cats on the pedals below because his legs are too short.
- Rui had wished for 7/11 to always be within walking distance from him no matter where he’s at. Why? Because I think this is funny and I have trash humor.
Reblog to make it die faster
its sinostra time everybody clutch yer purses
plus a bonus interdorm hijacking:
ed’s texting style makes me a little sick to my stomach to look at to be entirely honest 😭 which is why it took me so long to introduce him to the twtverse. that one message alone took me like a solid three minutes to type out </3 it is with a heavy heart i say…. obscuary is next…. (/j)
ALL MY HOMIES HATE HYDE ‼️‼️‼️‼️
its sinostra time everybody clutch yer purses
plus a bonus interdorm hijacking:
ed’s texting style makes me a little sick to my stomach to look at to be entirely honest 😭 which is why it took me so long to introduce him to the twtverse. that one message alone took me like a solid three minutes to type out </3 it is with a heavy heart i say…. obscuary is next…. (/j)
+1 soup damage
mortkranken girls doodles >:3
Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures
jack of no trades. master of fuck all
its sinostra time everybody clutch yer purses
plus a bonus interdorm hijacking:
ed’s texting style makes me a little sick to my stomach to look at to be entirely honest 😭 which is why it took me so long to introduce him to the twtverse. that one message alone took me like a solid three minutes to type out </3 it is with a heavy heart i say…. obscuary is next…. (/j)