I Love Saying Im Being Normal About It Bc Im Actually A Filthy Fucking Liar And Ive Never Been Normal

i love saying “i’m being normal about it” bc i’m actually a filthy fucking liar and i’ve never been normal about anything a single day in my life

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

I'm fangirling rn one of my favorite authors just liked my posts.

It's @amphibiahawks321 btw... I love you dude in a non homo way :)

You know, this whole thing between Blitzø and Stolas wouldn't be so complicated if he fell in love with me-

Idk suddenly I really horny for Stolas... Not even genderbend, just straight up gay.

Hmm... Hope saying this doesn't bite in my ass after (because I want him to do this-)

"I take it as your comfortable in your new job?"

"Y-Yeah."

"Awww~ that's great honey~ I sure you be able to get very far as my assistant."

"... Don't you already have a assistant?"

"Yes, but you're the assistant of the assistant."

"... Shouldn't I help him?"

"You're helping him~"

"I don't u-understand how sitting in your lap while you p-pet me is helping-"

"How about you stop with the questions and just... Enjoy~"