Johnny Is Yapping - Tumblr Posts
Uh... So remember the joke about "hahaha I liking a lot of your posts, oh my I such a stalker!!!" Yeah someone actually came to complain with me.
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I... I mean I am in the wrong, it's just something I do on automatically. YouTube fault per say. But I tone it down.
It goes for a warning to everyone here... Another warning is to not see what I did like, is very dumb stuff-
I honestly don't know if my OC Blackwater should be a total professional, or a total professional with extremely bad luck.
Like, he plans on taking down a overlord for years and when he ready to do it, someone kills it.
He doesn't care that "it took care of itself" he was the one that's gonna do it, HIM!
And then he has to shut his mouth because he's supposed to be sneaky and shit...
Yeah he's basically "I know everything about everyone in this room and even how to kill them, but nobody knows me... And that lowkey is annoying."
Now thinking if he would use today manner of speech, at least in a way to throw off suspicion...
People, I come with good and bad news.
The bad one, is that my parents are really worried about who I talking to on the internet. I guess I still have that "quiet kid" energy because they warned me to turn it down, show more of what I doing (read be traumatized of instead of planning to bomb a building it's femboy porn-) so I not be sooooo active...
The good thing is...
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𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘!!!
that's right folks! I'm doing October shit but since I a little egotistical boy, I need to make it unique. Sooooo everyday I have to post something in here that's semi coherent, on the day and COMPLETELY random! It can be smut! It can be fluff! It can be angst! And it can be VIOLENCE!!! (also humor but I have to be funny for that-)
ADDED TO THAT! I CAN'T WATCH YOUTUBE FOR THE ROLE MONTH!!
A FAST FOR JESUS BOYYYYY (don't tell him to look at my blog thou-)
CHARACTER IN IT:
ANYONE I REALLY DESPERATE!!!!!!!!!
IT CAN BE HAZBIN/HELLUVA (most probably it will have a lot-)
IT CAN BE MANHUNT
IT CAN BE JUST COOL CHARACTERS I FIND ON PINTEREST
WAIT WHO THE FUCK PUT THIS SHIRT HERE-
now it's right :3
SO PREPARE YOURSELF MORTALS!!!
Alright very funny, who is bribing people on tumblr to send me love?
(Kidding, love you all comrades :3)
My supplies to keep me alive have arrived.
Biscuits. (Thanks autism)
JESUS CHRIST I OPENED TUMBLR 45 TIMES WHY THERE'S NO ONE HOUR VIDEO IN HERE-
bro I having a withdrawal of YouTube... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah-
Also btw I did watch yesterday episode of helluva boss. Good, now I want IMP in Brazil.
C o m e t o b r a z i l
JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST DIDN'T POST TODAY. Literally almost immediately failed Johnnytober. Anyway.
Johnnytober 1°: double penetration.
Martha x Miss.Mayberry x Blackwater(oc)
what went wrong?
Seriously, Blackwater had to wonder. He had a simple mission: get the territory on the border of pride. Straight to the point, all he had to do was convince anyone that lived there and kill who disagreed or was too wild.
There weren't even many people there, just a couple near the imp town and some World War stragglers in a poor made bunker.
Yet here he was.
"Fucccckk~ Go harder~"
"Yeah cmon speed up, donkey~!"
Urgh.
Yes, he was fucking two women at the same time. Rather crude, but there wasn't any better way to put it.
Well, there was. Like he could describe double girthy and lengthy dicks stacked on top of each other, constantly entering and leaving the ladies cunts, even frictioning between them as a bulge appeared at their belly each time in went deep.
Perhaps, he could explain how the both women clashed tongues between them, doing the equivalent of a tango by how much they twisted together, minus of course the saliva dripping from their mouths and sliding to one of their chests, as their breasts clashed together and sometimes rubbed together their hard nipples.
All things he wasn't a fan of. He wasn't homophobic, just not found of this intimate connections, no matter the gender, specifically if their happening only because one of them has the ability to shapeshift.
One million dollars to guess who it was.
"Fucking hell I said faster!" One of the women, Martha by her thick southern tone, exclaimed while kicking his ass. Literally.
"If I do it any faster I will hit your organs." He said in a matter of fact tone. Maybe better description would be sarcasm but he genuinely was surprised by how both were alive to this point. There wasn't even any need, he knew from biology books that the female g-spot was located near the entrance, and certainly didn't need to be poked by a 20 inch pole the size of a light machine gun.
"Does it look like it m-matters~? Mmmh~ just do it~!" Miss.Mayberry said weakly, more like one would dealing with a monstercock (he couldn't believe that though occurred in his head.)
"If I want it you two dead I just shoot you." He warned yet again. Couldn't both wait? It was just a war of attrition at this point.
"All I hear is a little coward~!"
"You think this insults will work? I not doing it."
"Cmon boy~ won't you do it for mommy- AH~!"
"I don't have any masters to control me." He snarled through his teeth as he pushed the top one down, pounding fervently at them. "If I have to prove it throught your ruined guts then so be it."
These imbeciles thinking they could talk him down? Him? He was the one that planned for 30 years the fall of the hierarchy of hell, he was the one so close to proving even destiny wrong, and he wouldn't be outsmarted by a couple of freaks in the middle of nowhere.
The wet slaps reverberated though the house, the two ladies moaning and whimpering like bitches in heat. Stench of sweat stung around with the smell of sex, and the smell of cum when he finally climaxed.
His vision actually went dark for a moment, but it went back to normal... Which was just the corners being black.
It took a few seconds, long seconds, but it all went all. They all breathed heavily and deeply, seeking for air like they ran a marathon.
In the end, Blackwater got out as quick as his trembling legs could, morphing into a more discreet figure to get out, basically having nothing down there since if he had a pussy it would drench his pants the moment he completed formed it. Speaking of which he was fully clothed and on the exit door in seconds.
"W-Wait a second-"
"No. Calm me only if you die, please."
Oh, the sacrifices he made for democracy.
Did someone miss the manhunt gifs~?
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No?
Awh okay :( also wrote this in a cocaine fulled streak at 9 pm. And maybe sparrowrye might be a bit traumatized in seeing Blackwater this way-
Now there's a lot of monster fucking in my fr page... Why is it turning me on-
IMPORTANT NEWS!!!
Whitey posted a new album :3
It's my favorite artist and he's the next coming of Christ in question of music, so please give it a listen. It would mean a lot to me :)
And if you don't like it, you can complain to me.
God dammit there's a needy pussy rubbing on my leg while I trying to hear to ASMR porn.
The pussy in question:
GET OUT-
Tumblr is throwing at me self-shipping stuff now.
I going insane because I eating it up.
I going to end up with a ball named Wilson by the end of the month-
It doesn't help that I do NOTHING the entire day just to WRITE THE STUFF FOR JOHNNYTOBER AT THE TIME TO SLEEP.
argh. -_-
Johnnytober 3°: kisses
"I love you, you know that?"
You blushed again, no matter how many times she would say it, how much you already expected it, it would always hit the same if not harder. Her hands would caress your cheeks, admiring your face as if it was a painting of the Renaissance. The pure beauty of the human body.
"... Y-Yes I k-know..."
"But do you know how much that is?" She would raise a eyebrow as she tilts her head, her snow like short hair following as her red eyes seemed to hypnotize you, like falling into a deep abyss that you never want to leave.
"... M-Maybe?"
She would giggle and shake her head. "Oh darling~" she would lean in, kissing your face softly. She would grab your head, hands on the side underneath your ears, so you couldn't escape her onslaught of kisses. They would leave marks, red as he lips, and of course some would hit your lips.
It made you blush so badly, your knees would be so weak as your heart beats as loud as a marching band.
When she finish, she would gaze at you again for a moment. "Do you understand or I have to do it again~?"
And there you were melting at her hands.
Please don't judge me lol, this was so for me-
I want to have a lover like deadoool had with wolverine. And by that I mean trying to kill each other relentless until we are breathless and with our muscles flaring.
Basically: I get enemies to lovers now.
30&31?????
30: uh one, but I make it half so it's taller. Sometimes I sleep with none pillows, but that's because I not in my bed lol
31: Side, heard that's better for health, and back pain. I had a lot of that before when I was going to school so it just sticked.
Thank you for asking! (I honestly didn't expect lol)
HI HI
for the ask game (i randomly picked the numbers):
12, 16, 36, 41 & 74
:3
12: fun fact I don't dream. Or I very bad at remembering. Kinda just turn off and on. BUT to say I didn't tell you, the last dream I did remember was when I was "having fun" with my favorite character until I realized it was a dream. It was... 3 years ago I guess?
16: Hardcore Henry. I fucking hate how nobody knows about this movie, I like the opposite gatekeeper finding obscure shit and trying to share with everyone I know lol.
36: overwhelmed. Idk why it's fancy I guess there's not a word in Portuguese for it.
41: I believe so, like I can lie pretty good only when I want to, when I don't I very bad.
74: yes, very much so.
Thank you for asking!
Bro... I cooked with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
Literally the official OC I ever had. Always in my mind but the first time in paper.
... Now I can write smut with him in it or something, idk-
New Oc just dropped!!!
Name: Jonathan Lamb
Age: +200 years old
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Bisexual
History: born in the end of the 17 century, exactly at 1800, was born in Brazil by English immigrants. Raised there, he had a normal life, focusing on music and performing as a singer. Unfortunately, at age 20, went to serve in the military in the Cisplatine war and came back almost dead with silver almost piercing his heart. The only hope he had was at a European city called Yharnam...
It isn't know what happened there, but he came back to Brazil at 27 years old, severally scarred but healed by his threating condition. He would remain that age for the rest of his life. A curse rather than a blessing, as he watched his loved ones die and people get curious over his "immortality"
Since then, he went to place to place around the world, never staying still. Always in a conflict or a war. Although nobody knows if he still alive. Well, nobody wants to tell it anyway...
Personality: a comedian really, a dark one that's often ironic and sarcastic. However will get serious if the odds are against him. Let's life take him, and it's often not "sad", rather, he is bored. Will in propose difficult things to his side to "have more fun"
Abilities: hard to kill, not exactly immortal but he could theoretically fight a God. It would be a very... Very slow fight, of course. Hand to hand, melee and ranged combat. Knowledge about the abnormal, mainly creatures.
Johnnytober 4°: Dear Diary.
"Hello diary, day... I can't recall. It's been so long since I wrote one of these. I mean I have tried in this mean time but the pages kept going missing. Hope nobody saw what ever I was going through, ha. Well, things have gotten... Stale? I don't know if it's for the better or worse. At least time seem to be normal, instead of how days before passed in a blink of a eye. I can look at the trees and hear the birds sing, instead of before where my only company was the chamber of a gun. Violence. That's something I had not done recently. Only thing not repetitive. My drug, or prescription to a live of monotone color, is what I believed. I mean I am a death machine after all. Death wish like a emo kid and the courage of a American soldier. Maybe not the pride of neither, but oh well.
At least it's my birthday. I think. 24 years. Forget the other 200, nobody cares for them. Thinking of going original with soda and cake at some chuck and cheese, if they exist anymore. To be fair, if I actually went original I would go back to my land. To my beaches and trees nowhere else has. But it's the same violence and despair as everywhere. That's life, as Sinatra would say.
Uh, I hope this page doesn't go missing, planning on continuing tomorrow if the sun doesn't explode... Which I hopping it does.
With all but love, Jonathan."
I said it would be random as hell.