, . , '!

𝙸𝚗𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚢, 𝙸 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗, 𝙸 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚌𝚖𝚘𝚗'!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐱 (𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮.) 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞... 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭.

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞: 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭? 𝐎𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬...

Jealousy... I not even jealous of nothing what the hell-

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

𝙼𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎~

і ᥒᥱ᥎ᥱr ᥕᥲs ᥴᥲᥣᥣᥱძ 𝖿᥆r ᥆ᥒᥱ ᥆𝖿 𝗍һᥱsᥱ s᥆ 𝗍һᥲᥒk ᥡ᥆ᥙ @strawb3rrystar :3

@tomtomslongdong thank u for tagging me honey! you know i love cute shit like this hehehe

the goal is to make it look as much like yourself as possible, so <3

link to make your own here

pssssst please feel free to tell me to fuck off if you don't like being tagged in these but: @calumfmu @cinemabean @eddiesxangel @eiightysixbaby @ghostlyfleur @joshlmbrt @lighteyed @littlexdeaths @obriengf @urhoneycombwitch @xxbimbobunnyxx (alternatively if you enjoy participating in these and i didn't tag you pls lmk and i promise to tag you from now on)

Master list

Loona x male vampire reader Pt2

Judgment (Loona x monster Hunter male reader)

Ways To Make It Worse (Blitzø x male Reader)

Alastor Rut x lucifer

Unreasonable. (Reader x everyone? Not a harem dear god no, but a bunch of hookups around a plot.) Part.2

Breakdown (self insert x smiler)

Also yes I put manhunt because everything will have a tinge of it, like a seasoning~

𝐌𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝟏/𝟐 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐳𝐛𝐢𝐧/𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐯𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭, 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐦 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞.

𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘, 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐 𝙸 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚠.

Can we please get Loona x Short Male Vampire Sinner Reader? Thanks for your time

𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗.

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤! 𝐒𝐨, 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞. 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐩. 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐢𝐭.

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝟐 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐎𝐡, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚.

Thunder and lightning fell upon the old mansion, the structure serving as a monument to one of the many properties of the Groetia. One that brought an eternal rain that never ended but never caused a flood. Now however it was nothing more than decrepit, graffiti sprayed on the walls of gang signs and "rude" drawings of the male genitalia (some of the female but certainly not as well made, a mystery never resolved.)

In the entrance, however, stood a person who certainly did not fit the vintage vibes, that being the goth werewolf that was leaning over the iron fence with an annoyed glare at her phone, one that was directed at another one as a figure fell lightly on the sidewalk. Wearing a cape that covered its body, the figure would speak in a horrific tone if not the deadpan reaction of the wolf.

"Finally fucking time, Dracula ball sack. You know how many minutes I wait for your ass?"

He would then stutter as the figure revealed to be a young pale man with red eyes, wearing a simple coat and ragged pants under the cape. "C'mon Loona, that's a way to talk to the great vampire?" He tried keeping a higher tone.

"The only thing similar to vampire is the balding on your head like Dracula."

"Fuck off, it isn't." He tried to pass a hand through his hair, making sure it was healthy and stylish as ever.

"Yeah whatever, just because of that you called me? To boost your ego?"

"No, no, no you see." He would cover himself in the cape dramatically. "Some ruffians invaded my palace and I require assistance in taking care of them."

"your palace?" She asked with a raised eyebrow and tilted her head to the side. "Weren't you just squatting here because you're homeless?"

"Mere details." He continues. "They are still causing a mess on my... Place- okay just help me." He gives up.

She sighs with a smug smile. "What else?"

"... Help me now?"

"Say please you dumbass, aren't you the formal one?"

"oh, yeah. Please miss Loona." He bows in a silly manner.

"Better than nothing I guess." She mutters as he goes to the dance and crawls under a hole in it. She stares at him as she does the same but gets a little stuck by her ass not fitting the small gap. When she did pass she glared at him. "no words about it."

"My lips are sealed." He says with an enigmatic smile as she passes by. "... Dumptruck." She slaps his head suddenly. "Alright, alright! Jesus, it's just a joke."

-

Both enter the dark manor, a light in the middle of the great room being the only light. Besides it, piles of junk trashed the ground as three figures were around it. Wearing red hoods with black crowns as symbols.

"ya' think I gotta do bettar?"

"Obviously dumb ass, you blew his head off how can I use the mouth?"

"well, the hole are the same aren't it?"

The vampire and Loona look at each other, he circulates a finger on the side of his head to their behavior. "Black crowns freaks." He whispered.

"couldn't you attract sifilis to make it worse?" She whispered back with an annoyed glare.

"Who's here!?" One of them turned back, showing a face similar to a mannequin. Unblinking and wide-eyed it smiled too big for a normal human to do. "Look, it's the toy I managed to eat their teeth!"

He barred his one less tooth teeth. "Yeah, and I'm back for you gentlemen to fuck off out of here!"

"He brought a friend~," the other said, wearing a Fedora, possibly the leader. "Always wanted to taste the eyes of a werewolf."

"Can me first?"

"Sure... Just let's kill and NOT explode the head." He spoke annoyed but ended with a smile as his two comrades pulled out a baseball bat with nails and a knife, and the leader pulled out a plier.

"Really, a plier?" She asked nonchalantly. "What you gonna do, pull my hair?"

"I'm going to pull your insides out by the cunt bitch!" He started running while crackling, which was short-lived as Loona jumped on him, biting his neck and thrashing his body around.

"HELP ME!" he yelled as foam and blood started coming out of his mouth, one of his friends hitting Loona on the head with the bat. But a vampire came trying to bite his neck however the king hunched under his bite and hit him in the mouth breaking his other teeth.

The king with the knife was stabbing Loona's side but the big wolf slashed at him with her claws, making a nasty scar on his face. She jumped on him and tried to bite his head, but he put his arm first, making him yell in pain.

The bat guy came to the rescue, but the vampire managed to get up and grab his legs, throwing him up with incredible strength and breaking his neck in the fall.

"AHA! Never mess with- HMMMFG!" a plastic bag covered his face as the leader tried to suffocate him. The vampire fought by hitting his ribcage with his elbow, but the mannequin proved to be resistant.

The wolf finally managed to bite the other neck, a satisfying crouch came as more foam and blood dripped from her mouth. She grabbed the leader's head and forced him out of the vampire's grip, throwing him head-first to the fire.

The one with the neck broken pulled out a revolver. "IMAR KILR YOR!" An insignificant threat if not for the fact the pistol shined white cracks in it. A shot rang out as the vampire ran in the way, saving Loona. He kept running forward as more shots hit him until the gun went empty, leaving the last king vulnerable to getting his neck bit. The vampire dug deep as the king tried fighting back, but the vampire started going left and right on his neck, and with his broken teeth, managed to cut his neck like a saw, the king screaming until the body went limp and fell to the ground like a trash bag.

The two just stood for a second, as the leader let out his final screams, his vocal cords finally being burned too. The vampire looked back at her, smiling at her as his leg threatened to make him fall. She dashed forward to hold him.

"Are you alright!?" Her voice was full of worry as she kept looking at his wounds, trying to understand the situation.

"Relax I'm immortal..." He coughed loudly as blood came out. "But it hurts like a bitch. Just... Throw me to a hospital and I should be fine."

He yelped as she grabbed him bridal style and walked to the front door. "Don't die on me or I kill you."

"Sure my white knight... Or if princess, I never read Dracula." He chuckled as she did the same, enjoying themselves on the way back.