Reblog If You're Bored And Want Random Anons.

Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.

#peter pan is one of the most sinister characters in children's literature and you will never convince me otherwise can you explain why?

sneaks into people’s bedrooms in the middle of the night

literally steals children and spirits them away

supposedly all of these children are ”lost” and fell out of their prams and whatnot but he also happily absconded with wendy, michael and john who were not even a little bit lost 

chopped a man’s hand off and fed it to a crocodile nbd

(peter is supposed to be a child can we bear this in mind) 

at the end when he rescues the lost boys et al he sneaks onto the jolly roger and slaughters ten pirates before they even realise he’s there

boy is a stone cold killer yo

and slightly just keeps a running verbal tally through all of it like those children are so unfazed by Peter Pan, Killing Machine

and a couple of quotes from the text to top it all off: 

and when [the lost boys] seem to be growing up, which is against the rules, Peter thins them out;

peter thins them out

okay

and my personal favourite: 

He often went out alone, and when he came back you were never absolutely certain whether he had had an adventure or not. He might have forgotten it so completely that he said nothing about it; and then when you went out you found the body;

THEN WHEN YOU WENT OUT YOU FOUND THE BODY

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me when i try to act cute.

Where do I buy the tickets!?

Imagine This

Coming home from a long day of work or school. You lay down on your bed to rest and then the bed dips under a weight of someone behind you. You smile, knowing who it is without having to turn around. He spoons you from behind and drags your body back to fit against his front. You spend the rest of the time laying down together talking and kissing until one of you gets hungry.

Jin just looks so... And Rap Monster... And JIMIN... Just... So Many FEELINGS!!! *pulling hair out* AHHH!!!!