HELP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING SO HARD
HELP I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING SO HARD đđ
(Also fyi he was NOT arrested)


everybody wake up yoongi got arrested for drunk driving an electric scooter
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I have two endings in mind for Foolâs Gold ch 3 but idk if I should stick to the ending Iâve already written or I should change it ugh âčïž
Ahhh I love Foolâs Gold so far Iâm so excited for the next chapter! Just out of curiosity do you already have a set number of chapters you want the story to be or do you know if it will be a shorter/longer series?
Iâm sorry you guys have had to wait so long for the third chapter haha things have just been crazy lately, but Iâm glad ur enjoying it so far!
I donât have an exact idea about how many chapters I want it to be, but itâs def not going to be one of those long 50 chapter stories. For now Iâm aiming for around 10-15 chapters, but weâll see how it goes.
The Crab Cult || Chapter 11

Summary: a new year of university has begun, but the crab cult remains the same as it's always been.
Pairing: archmajor!Jimin x archmajor!reader
Genre: university au, smau, crack
Word Count: 2.1k
Warnings: none
Taglist: @parapiop7 @honeybear-taetae @pastelpeachess
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Jiminâs shoes thudded against the hard concrete beneath him as he jogged towards Fifth Street, the sound echoing throughout the empty campus in the darkness of the night. There was a slight sinking feeling in his chest as he got further and further away from his calculus building, the one he knew was currently filled to the brim with students taking the first out of the three block exams of the year.Â
He should have been there too, stressing over partial derivatives and linear approximation. But he wasnât.Â
Instead, he was running towards you.Â
Jimin came to a halt before the infamous Fifth Street, his gaze scanning the area before it finally dropped on your form. You were sitting on one of the benches, scrolling mindlessly through your phone while your shoe bounced against the ground restlessly. He had to stand there for a moment, hidden behind a particularly large building, as he caught his breath. You couldnât know that heâd practically run across campus to get here, because then youâd think he liked you.
And he didnât. He had tried to explain to Hoseok a hundred times that his feelings werenât serious. Yes, heâd had a crush on you from the second Jungkook had introduced you as his best friend to the group in first year- Jimin was pretty sure everyone did at that time. Who could blame them? You were gorgeous, the kind of gorgeous that turned heads and made people stumble over their words. Â
Eventually though, as the friendships started to strengthen, the guys got over their crushes and the group fell into a very platonic harmony. You made fun of them, they made fun of you; all was right with the world.Â
Your and Jiminâs relationship has always been a bit different from the others though, and that had a lot to do with the fact that you both were in the same architectural engineering program. Since that meant you had to take most classes together, and because both you and Jimin seemed very set on being the best of your class, your relationship had turned more into a rivalry.Â
Jimin blames that rivalry for how much longer it was taking him to get over his crush compared to the others. Although he would never admit it out loud, he loved the teasing and bantering you both seemed to participate in so often. It was different than when he did it with the others; there was just something so enamoring about watching you roll your eyes at him, the edges of your lips twitching to suppress a smile while Jimin teased you over a 1% difference in grades.Â
And then there were those moments when the two of you were alone, like the time at Hoseokâs party or the time you both went out for ramen and ice cream, when you both are too tired to keep up the rivalry and the walls start to come down. Those moments, to Jimin at least, are dangerous, because thatâs when you both start to talk, really talk, about responsibilities and insecurities and anything else that heâd usually prefer to keep to himself.Â
âJimin?â
His once straying gaze raised suddenly to find you pushing yourself off the wooden bench. You jogged over to him while pocketing your cell phone, brows furrowed to form a questioning look.Â
âWhat are you doing here?â You asked.Â
He also couldnât tell you that he was here because the thought of you walking through Fifth Street by yourself put his mind into an excessively alarming state, especially knowing its unique reputation, so instead he stretched his arms overhead, trying to seem as casual as possible.Â
âI saw your post on Twitter and remembered that I had to get some snacks for my dorm,â he shrugged, his gaze subconsciously scanning the area. It was mostly empty, nothing but the streetlamps making an effort to liven up the place.
Your head tilted at the response, âbut⊠I thought you had a calc exam tonight?â
When you had gotten the text from Jimin that he was going to come with you, that had been the first thought to pop into your head. Youâd taken that calculus class last semester with the same professor, and if you had learned anything about her in those months, it was that her late policies were non-existent and you doubted even the president could change her mind to be even a bit more lenient.Â
âNo, thatâs tomorrow night,â he lied. He didnât want you to feel bad about him missing the exam. In the end, it was his decision to ditch it, a decision that he would probably chastise himself for tomorrow, but for now he chose not to dwell on it.Â
âOh, okay then,â you said, a smile passing over your features before Jimin began to lead the two of you towards the only convenience store on this side of campus.Â
You both walked in silence for a few moments, Jiminâs bare arm brushing against yours once in a while. He looked really good tonight, too good if you were being honest, with his black short sleeve t-shirt, baseball cap, and track pants. The light from the streetlamps were casting a soft glow on his skin, it was reminding you of that night at Hoseokâs party. Except this time you and Jimin were far from drunk.Â
âSo, how do you think Jin and Namjoon are at the moment?â He asked mindlessly, his steps in sync with your own as he pocketed his hands.Â
The question made you giggle, âI bet theyâre having a blast without us. Jin has always liked Namjoon the most anyway.â
âSo rude of him to choose that nerd over us. What does he have that we donât?â He joked.Â
âWell, Iâm hot, smart, funny and amazing company, so I canât say anything about myself.â
âHumble too.â
âYes exactly,â you said, fully aware of the delusions escaping your lips at the moment, âyou on the other hand I can give a few reasons.â
You could tell Jimin was trying hard not to laugh at you as he raised an eyebrow, daring you to continue.Â
âYouâre not that smart, definitely not as smart as me, and you may be attractive, but youâre nowhere near as funny as-â
âOh?â Jimin suddenly interrupted your senseless rambling, âyou think Iâm attractive?âÂ
You turned in his direction to shoot back a retort, something along the lines of âto an ogre maybeâ because god forbid you compliment Park Jimin in any way, but the sight of him seemed to suddenly catch you off guard. The two of you had moved to the part of the street that was away from the streetlamps, bathing Jimin in nothing but the moonâs light. He looked almost ethereal as pale blue washed over his skin, emphasising the pink of his lips. You felt like a fish caught in the hook of a fishing rod, unable to look away from the image before you.Â
You were only able to rip your gaze away from him when you both found yourselves standing in front of the convenience store, its lights casting a suddenly harsh artificial luminescence against your skins. Jimin cleared his throat, while you shuffled awkwardly in place.Â
You mumbled a small thanks to him when he held the door open for you, letting you pass before he followed behind. It was empty except for one student who was sitting at the cashier, too focused on reading the textbook before him to even give the both of you a glance.Â
You went straight to the back of the store, plucking some ramen and fruit gummies off the shelves expertly while eyeing the fridge of drinks. But your gaze caught Jiminâs form, who you didnât realise was standing behind you like a shadow, hands empty of anything.Â
âI thought you were going to get snacks?â You asked, raising a brow in his direction. You watched him survey the shelves momentarily before his eyes landed back on you.Â
âActually, Iâm not in the mood for snacks anymore.â
Jungkook hadnât been joking when he said that Jimin had gone broke from the night of ramen and ice cream you both had indulged in. He didnât blame you or anything, technically speaking he didnât have to pay for you and he knew you wouldnât have minded paying for yourself at all, but Jimin loved spoiling others and spoiling you just seemed to make him extra happy for some reason. Besides, his scholarship money was coming in a few days, so he just had to survive till then.Â
You narrowed your eyes at him, choosing instead to turn around and grab a few more packets of ramen and fruit gummies, and then a tub of cheese balls, before making your way to the cashier.Â
âY/NâŠâ Jimin chastised with a frown, watching the student quickly scan your stuff, clearly eager to get back to his studying, âsince when do you like cheese balls?â
You shrugged, tapping your card on the machine just as quickly as the student before Jimin could catch onto you, âI donât, still donât understand how you like them either, but who am I to judge? Iâm about to eat ramen and fruit gummies together.â
You took the bags from the student, thanking him as you both made your way out of the store. As you both began walking away, you pushed one of the bags in Jiminâs direction, ignoring his protests.Â
âHey, you paid for the ramen and ice cream last time, this is the least I could do,â you said, pushing the bag onto him so much that Jimin had no choice but to take it from you with a frown. You laughed at his hesitant expression, âbut this doesnât mean youâre off the hook for stealing those $2 from me.â
Jimin joined in on your laughter, âstealing? Youâre the one who sent it to me.â
âIt was an accident you thief,â you shot back with a grin, âI get that you're jealous of my spectacular grades, but stealing money from me is a bit low even for you.â
âYour grades? Didnât you get 3% less than me in the last physics test?â
You sent a light punch to his arm, which only seemed to amuse him even more.Â
âJust wait for the next one, Iâll demolish you, Park Jimin.â
âOhh Iâm so scared.â
You went for his arm again, but this time his hand wrapped around your wrist, stopping it in its tracks. Jimin had only meant it playfully, but as your hand fell, his fingers brushed against yours, dangerously similar to when people hold hands. He let go of your wrist immediately, the odd feeling from earlier returning.Â
It was your turn to clear your throat this time, although breaking free from the moment made you realise that you had arrived at your residence. You hadnât even realised Jimin had been guiding you both here the entire time.Â
âWell⊠thatâs my dormâŠâ you announced unnecessarily, the building in question standing a few metres away from you both.Â
Jimin turned to face you, âyeah, I should get going then.âÂ
A silence followed his words, one you couldnât quite decipher. You got the feeling he was expecting something more, or maybe you were just projecting your own feelings onto the moment. It came as a surprise to you that you felt that way. That perhaps⊠deep down⊠you wanted Jimin to ask whether he could stay.Â
But that wasnât possible, so when he said, âgoodnight Y/Nâ in a voice that was oddly similar to a whisper, almost as if not to break the peace of the silent midnight atmosphere, you werenât surprised.Â
You had barely remembered to reply back before Jimin began to walk past you, shoulder just barely ghosting over your own as you listened to his retreating steps. You began to take your own steps towards your dorms, but you only managed about a metre before you turned around suddenly, not able to hold yourself back. You could both continue your rivalry tomorrow.Â
âThank you.â
Because even though Jimin had claimed that he had joined you for the sake of snacks, a small part of you seemed to have a deeper understanding of his actions.Â
Jimin, who had turned around to meet your gaze, gave you a small smile, and you couldnât help but think it was one of the most genuine ones youâd ever witnessed. His voice was the same as it was when he had wished you goodnight as he replied.Â
âDonât mention it.â

Whatâs your favorite part in Foolâs Gold so far? Like from the chapters that youâve already uploaded. Could be something minor or significant
Ahh this is so hard đ I think I love FG!JK and Y/Nâs banter the most so far. It rlly is so fun to write lmao
I apologize for the person Iâll be when I finally get to write/publish the scene that pretty much birthed this entire story. Itâll take a while to come, but Iâm so excited for it lool