Jason Straight Up Saw That Eddie Didnt Touch Patrick And Instead Of Being Likeoh My Bad Eddie Is Innocent

Jason straight up saw that Eddie didn’t touch Patrick and instead of being like “oh my bad Eddie is innocent something supernatural is at play” he’s like “ohhhhh but it still is Eddie he’s evvviiiilllll, he’s made a pact with the DEVIL and now he has powers. We know he’s evil because he has long hair and plays DnD and probably hates sports” Stop bro, it’s cringe. 

Fic where after realizing his feeling charles looks up edwardian courting tactics because he CANNOT chance edwin misunderstanding him after rejecting him the first time. he does his research and after countless books and internet dives, he's reached a solution: he will propose marriage

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

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     ╰ you’re a gamer on youtube known for your meme-y behavior and general wit while playing all sorts of games. your once “chill” youtube lifestyle changes when a fellow youtube gamer bursts into your life by the url of @/gamerjeon.

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: gamer!au; fluff; humor; angst (maybe??)

length: 26 parts

status: completed

updates: done :”)

A/N: wOOOO i came up with this during class a few days ago and just wanted to start it already! i hope you enjoy this au and PSA!! I AM NOT A GAMER so don’t expect me to be fully knowledgable about games or consoles hehehe

🎮 part 1 - woah…chill

🎮 part 2 - daddy y/n

🎮 part 3 - the ship arises

🎮 part 4 - cooking mama

🎮 part 5 - sp00py season

🎮 part 6 - giggling like a baffoon

🎮 part 7 - he’s a coconut cutiepie

🎮 part 8 - those are my lucky charms

🎮 part 9 - be my emotional support

🎮 part 10 - i will murder you

🎮 part 11 - you’re cute but stupid

🎮 part 12 - get outta my bed hoe

🎮 part 13 - surgeons and indirect tweets

🎮 part 14 - the tea has been spilt

🎮 part 15 - I thought you’d be on my side

🎮 part 16 - you’re dumber than I thought

🎮 part 17 - talk to me!

🎮 part 18 -  dab the embarrassment away

🎮 part 19 - i missed you, too

🎮 part 20 - abs for dayssss

🎮 part 21 - i’m sorry your hair is pink

🎮 part 22 - I cried oof

🎮 part 23 - you’re cute

🎮 part 24 - ya gotta help me

🎮 part 25 - tell me it’s about me

🎮 epilogue

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The thing about this fandom is that almost everyone gets Wylan’s persona wrong. People will think he’s so innocent, and he is but in a deceptive way. He’s the kind of guy that will be held at gunpoint and being crying and/or begging for his life, the picture of vulnerabily, before he throws a fucking flash bomb at you. 

summoning circle for the important things in life 🙏🏼

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dead boy

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s2 confirmation

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