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wylan rant
i know im mainly a kos/zoyalai page, but i CANNoT do this anymore! "wYlAn, mY cUtIe pAtOoTiE LiL bAbY wHo lOvEs bLoWiNg sTufF uP aNd ChEmIsTrY wHoAA" i am here to tell you no. he does not love chemistry. wylan van eck is not a chem major/fanatic in your college /hs hcs. he SAID he doesn't like chemistry. i think because this line is just before the "no. not just girls" line (which i adore) it gets overlooked so often. wylan is screaming to all of you what he likes, math, numbers, equations, art, music.
and yes, the parts where he makes/sets off bombs are iconic. im not disputing that. im just saying he does not like chemistry, and would not like to do it for a living. humans often get dopamine from destruction. but wylan didn't want to leave criminals in a ditch before the ice court heist (with inej) do you really think he could achieve happiness by mixing chemicals and making bombs? Wylan Van Eck is not a chemistry major. He is a Music and Art double major with a background of math. He loves equations.
Kaz Brekker. That’s it. Reblog if you agree.
Kaz Brekker. That’s it. Reblog if you agree.
Supposed to be a random sketch to get the art blood flowing, but I physically can’t be attached to a drawing unless the character has meaning SO WE’RE PRETENDING HES WYLAN OKAY?
Tag list:
@aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen
@cosmxc-ars3hol3
@thatrandomlemononyourcounter1
Does anyone else think that once he became more confident, Wylan would just be like the biggest shit ever?
And
Like
Just
Imagine
Jesper
Being
Like
wHy ArE yOu BeCoMiNg LiKe KAZ pLeAsE sToP
If the couples in Six Of Crows don't make you happy, then it's your fault
You're just dead inside
The world tried to revive you and failed
It's your fault let's be clear
Wylan: I'm somehow mad and embarrassed of you at the same time
Jesper: yeah, that's my sweet spot
Y'ALL
WE HAVE GOTTEN FEEDBACK FROM HBO MAX AND HAVE THEIR ATTENTION TO SAVE SHADOW AND BONE AND GIVE US OUR SIX OF CROWS SPIN OFF
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION TO SAVE SHADOW AND BONE AND OUR CROWS TO GET OUR SPIN OFFS AND MORE, THE SCRIPTS ARE COMPLETED ALREADY BEFORE NETFLIX CANCELLED THEM
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It’s not fair that Wylan and David never met. But it might be for the better considering them in the same room would cause a category 7 autism event™️
If Wylan had worked with David and Nikolai on weapons while Ravka was at war with Fjerda, Fjerda would’ve been FLATTENED
Yeah chapter 40 is soul crushingly depression, but have you read the Wylan St Hilde chapter
Ehm wesper!?
Todays hot take…
The 3 most babygirl coded grishaverse men are:
1. Nikolai
2. Matthias
3. Kaz
edit: I forgot Mal, he’s #4 in babygirlness
How dare you *shocked Victorian women gasp*
Todays hot take…
The 3 most babygirl coded grishaverse men are:
1. Nikolai
2. Matthias
3. Kaz
edit: I forgot Mal, he’s #4 in babygirlness
Dregs⚔Official
Nina: GUESS WHAT I DISCOVERED!!
Inej: OMG! What?!
Kaz: If you both don't shut up right now, I'll hire a new HeartRender and a new Spider
Nina: Nah
Nina: You wouldn't do that
Matthias: How are you so sure?
Nina: HE'S IN LOVE WITH INEJ 😍😍
Kaz: .....
Kaz: She's just an investment
Nina: Shut up! You love her and just admit it
Inej: ....
Inej: 💀💀
Anika: Oh yes! Boss keeps his love letters locked up !!
Jesper: Did I miss something?
Wylan: Jes dear, Kaz is in love with our beloved Inej
Jesper: ....
Kaz: NO I AM NOT
Nina: See? He's out of his witty remarks
Kaz: ....
Inej: .....
Hear me out guys!!
Is it just me who relates every damn thing , however little might be it be, with the Grishaverse but mainly the Crows?
Like start from History, move on to Economics, Pol Science, English, and holy moly, even Chemistry!! I remember stuff with SoC and CK reference and always find a way to compare them!!
Feel free to argue but-
Kaz. Inej. Nina. Matthias. Jesper. Wylan.
Each of them are the main characters.
Matthias Helvar, The Druskelle
A convict with a thirst for revenge.
Jesper Fahey, The Sharpshooter
A sharpshooter who can’t walk away from a wager.
Wylan Van Eck, The Artist
A runaway with a privileged past.
Inej Ghafa, The Spy
A spy known as the Wraith.
Nina Zenik, The Heartrender.
A Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums.
Kaz Brekker, The Thief
A thief with a gift for unlikely escapes.
Six dangerous outcasts. One impossible heist.
The End.