I'm Playing Jedi: Fallen Order For The First Time (it Was On Sale On The EA App For 5 Bucks, I Couldn't

I'm playing Jedi: Fallen Order for the first time (it was on sale on the EA app for 5 bucks, I couldn't resist) and omg I've never had so much fun. So here's just a little rambling and opinion dump

I'm about halfway through the game? I think???

•I've landed on Dathomir and Merrin is currently trying to kill me because that's how wll all great love stories start

• I spent the entirety of Kashyyyk cussing out Saw but i think getting to drive a At-At as shoot things is the highlight of my life

• Still don't know what all the combat button smashs. I just spam F and hope for the best

• Double bladed lightsaber is AMAZING

• BD-1 is my favorite little guy I don't want to live in a world without him

• There's something off about Cere, like I know her Padawan is the Second Sister and all, but I just get a kinda odd vibe about her

• Merrin: "YOU WILL PAY FOR THEIR DEATHS!!" Girl your sending zombies at me THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

• Sometimes when a Trooper says "You've kill them all" I feel kinda bad for killing them all

• Saw better not show up again or I will riot

I can't find the original image to reboot and credit, but here you go.

TECH: When I analyzed Omega's DNA, I noticed an anomaly in her blood. Upon further research, she has a high volume of midichlorians."

WRECKER: What does that mean?

TECH: There was a correlation between a "high M-Count" and a Jedi's abilities using the Force.

OMEGA: Does this mean I'm a Jedi?!

TECH: Possibly. You would need extra training by a Jedi to use those skills.

ECHO: I've never noticed she has Force skills.

TECH: I thought her ability to connect with animals was an obvious manifestation of such abilities.

HUNTER: I am sensitive to vibrations. Do I have the Force?

TECH: It seems of the Kaminoans' experimental Clones, only Omega was specifically given a high M-count, which probably explains why she is so valuable to Nala Se and the Empire.

ECHO: Now we know what we're up against. Thankfully, we don't need to collaborate with any suspicious women to get this information. We must find a more secure location to hide. I will contact Rex immediately.

OMG??

Dave just loves having his blorbos meet

Sabine definitely met OMEGA!!!! This is Sabine’s art in Ezra’s tower from the Ahsoka series! Here we see Sabine has graffiti art of Omega’s tooka doll Lula & Jyn’s tooka Starrie. In the second picture is a 99 symbol & a tooka with Crosshairs tattoo!!!!!!! SABINE MET THE BAD BATCH!!!! 

AU tags masterpost!

(realised I'm slowly amassing more and more multi-post aus, so...)

STAR WARS

(also: NOT-AU SW TAGS MASTERPOST!!)

Skywalker Family Fix-it (no plot everything is happy!)

Bail Organa doesn't die on Alderaan!

Sith Luke & Leia (Vader takes the twins)

Organa twins

Rebel Padmé

Skywalkers Apart (anakin raises leia/padme raises luke)

Dinluke adopts Rey (< this is basically my sequels canon) >>> part of this: the last (4) jedi

Ahsoka joins Padmé after leaving the Jedi

Anakin and Obi-Wan travel to the future (ESB) -- (view story chronologically)

baby leia time travelling with a spork (shitpost, if you hadnt guessed)

baby ani accidentally travels to the future and becomes besties w vader

Cal & co meet the Ghost crew (jfo/swr crossover)

Post-ROTJ Jedi travel to the clone wars

DISHONORED

Roleswap AU (my beloved)

Jessamine Lives

Ghost Jessamine

Void Avatar Jessamine

ASSCREED

Desmond Lives bc he's besties w Kass (blood to gold)

Desmond (sorta) lives

Lord & Lady Vengeance/ Claudia becomes an assassin in ac2

whenever I hear the word fossils, I have to do what Lawrence does in Phineas and Ferb. I have to. It’s law