There Ain't Enough Xanax In All The World For The Next 3 Hours

There ain't enough Xanax in all the world for the next 3 hours

literally every romcom ever features one of the leading characters being conflicted and hesitant about the relationship, having a moment of just thinking about their feelings, and then deciding the relationship is worth whatever risk being presented. that is a pivotal moment in Every romcom and they made "dennis has to contemplate" the premise of the season finale after telling us to "trust the structure"

what is this? what are we doing?

Wow, I wonder why anyone would think that, Glenn.

Rob and Glenn in The Gang Gets Romantic | S14 Blooper Reel

mac demonstrating that he learned his lesson from chokes where one-time decisions make dennis horny but when he repeatedly ignores dennis (and not just to prove his worth…but because he genuinely wants to follow his own desires more than he wants to prostrate himself for dennis) dennis has a full-on coming out realization and journey to see that love and happiness are the meaning of life. ok