(formerly @brosinthecloset)

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Just some wonderful tops using your wretched bottom holes as a bonding tool. Be that tool; let them bond. Don't talk, don't make a fuss, just take their cum and be grateful you get to be part of a top's life, if only for an hour.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

You share a dorm room with your bully, and when you've been a good runt, he leaves little gifts for you. Like here, he's busting his huge bully-load all over your laptop. You'll never get over how lucky you were to be placed with him at the start of semester.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Thank fuck there are so many young men these days who identify as gay or bi or pan or poly or whatever the fuck else. The chance of bagging a chick with a cocksucking son is astronomically higher than it's ever been. Five holes for the price of three; what man would turn that down?

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

You told your gay friend you only wanted to kiss for a sec, just to see. Just to quell a burning curiosity about how it felt to be that intimate with another dude. Only, it wasn't a sec. It's been over twenty minutes and you've both forgotten why you started, but neither of you wants to stop.

Though your curiosity has been quelled. How does it feel? Amazing. It feels amazing. It feels exciting in a way it never has with a woman.

You'll worry about the implications of that later. For now, you just wanna keep kissing.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Never leave a himbo unattended. Before you know it, he'll have stripped down to his thong and will be prostrating himself on the nearest fuck-ready surface if there's the merest hint of viable cock nearby.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Meatheads - the pack of gearhead monster men, surging with synthetic testosterone. But a pack with two distinct tribes. Tankers, who are more traditionally masculine and maintain clear expectations of their gay brethren; and Flamers, who are just a little bit, well, you know. They wear a lot of lotion and blast Britney in the den. They cool down with mimosas and sugar-free red bull. They love a crop top.

Guess which is the tanker and which the flamer.