So We Have The Trojans And Jean Is Paris. Kevin Is Helen Of Sparta And Neil Is Achilles And Andrew Is

so we have the trojans and jean is paris. kevin is helen of sparta and neil is achilles and andrew is cassandra???

nononononono y'all have it all wrong with the aftg royalty au's. kevin is the prince. andrew is the knight/bodyguard. neil is the ASSASSIN???

andrew "so they killed cassandra first 'cause she feared the worst / and tried to tell the town / so they set my life in flames, i regret to say / do you believe me now? / they knew, they knew, they knew the whole time / that i was onto something / the family, the pure greed, the christian chorus line / they all said nothing / blood's thick but nothing like a payroll / bet they never spared a prayer for my soul / but you can mark my words that i said it first / in a morning warning, no one heard" minyard

sometimes i just smile and think about andrew being helplessly charmed by neil's messiness. his tendency to run his mouth at the worst times to the worst people. picking fights and booking it immediately. telling people exactly what he thinks of them. turning andrew's own words against him. his witty wordplay and easy back-and-forth with andrew, when andrew is usually so slow to converse with anyone. just. andrew being in love with neil.

NEED to know what andrew's reaction to the riko roast was. like the one at the fall banquet. i NEED it. like he was high at the time so was he just grinning as neil absolutely CLOCKED riko??? did even he look a little surprised??? how was he feeling?? was he shocked??? a little attracted??? did he think, fuck, he is good. did he laugh a little and for once it felt sincere?? PLEASE NORA I NEED TO KNOW.