Right! That's It! I'm Going To Hollywood And Making A Calamity Jane Movie!

Right! That's it! I'm going to Hollywood and making a Calamity Jane movie!

There's not much I wouldn't give for a bear hug from Alfred Molina

I keeping waiting for that one button on his vest to go. I want it to pop off completly. I want to hear it snap and bounce off his knee. I want to see his face as he feels it free it self, and I want to see him fluster and blush as it skitters away. I see it straining, threating to go as he twists and breathes and slouches and bounces, but it never does. What beautiful torture.

Yeah but when someone's upper lip is angled like Kim Possible or Emma Stone? That's the shit right there

*to the tune of she'll be comin round the mountain*

Oh leave me the fuck alone, she said

Oh leave me the fuck alone, she said

Oh leave me the fuck alone, leave me the fuck alone, leave me the fuck alone, she said

Btw, lisps = super cute.