(Vex) V: Hey Johnny, I Kinda Want To Get Taken Out.

(Vex) V: hey Johnny, I kinda want to get taken out.

Johnny: as in assassination, for food or on a date ?

Vex: you know what surprise me

Johnny:....

Vex: wait I can do all of them! Let me call Takemura.

Not even 5 seconds later.

Takemura: V... It's 2am why are you calling me this early?

Vex: I want you to take me out :)

Johnny: really!, Really the Corpo cunt?

Takemura: V... go to sleep, I will come around later today.

Vex: ok, Bye, good night! I love you.

Vex to Johnny: I'm getting taken out by Takemura :)

I saw this and all i cpudl think is hands-on Jack would have the Furby Organ

inspired by my dear friend kayen, a furby enthusiast

handsome jack but they stuck his dumb ass in a furby

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Please Larian studios let me romance the mind flayer let me romance this mind flayer. I only want to romance Omeluum. They only character I want to romance.

I don't want to tadpole in my head.

I do like the elven vampire but...

Please let me romance Omeluum

Me: I suppose I am the only freak out there who’s wondering what a friendly mind flayer would be like.

Larian Studios: Well actually…

Soo not only am I a slut for Astarion from Baldur Baldur's gate 3 but now I'm an even bigger one for Takemura from cyberpunk. So I may or may not have drawn up my cyberpunk oc who I'm gonna ship the fuck out of with Takemura

Let me Introduce to to my man Vex Vincent.

Enjoy my human raccoon of a man who hasn't taken his eyeliner off in 3 days.

Yesss I want him to stay this way becuase nothing's better them being able to romance mind controlling Davey Jones.

But his voice as soon as I heard it I fell I love with it.

I may be a monster fucker but I do have class and taste in said monsters.

Me: I suppose I am the only freak out there who’s wondering what a friendly mind flayer would be like.

Larian Studios: Well actually…

“It’s not that wet” 

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