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Takemura: An online tragedy
Takemura: V, yesterday I was in Kabuki and some kids said I had a "Gyat".
Takemura: What does this mean?
V: LMFAOOOOO
V: Can't say theyre wrong lol
Takemura: V. Is this "rizz"?
Takemura: Are you "rizzing me up"?
V: Goro I'm already dyiiingg you dont gotta speed it up
Takemura: This is not funny.
Okay but hear me out- "Hotel California" is a really good SilverV song. It's also a good takemura x V song. It's also a good EuroV song.
In all 3 ships, it can be interpreted so differently, and I love that.
So this is just me in major denial still over the ending of CP77 but does anyone else have a "fuck you, V lives" AU? I know lots of you do.
But I just wanted to share mine because I both find great comedic potential and angst in it.
So imagine this: after the devil ending, V gets 6 months to live, right? But what if it just turns out that Arasaka did what Arasaka does so well and just straight-up lied?
We know saburo has a very low opinion of V and makes assumptions about them in general. So what if they just thought they'd drink and party themself to death, thinking their time was about to anyway?
That's where my AU goes, and since, of course, I'm a Takemura lover, its only serves to stand that he would be given a rude awakening at their presence.
Imagine it: it's maybe 2 or so years on, Goro has long assumed V dead and had quietly mourned her (female V in my case) before moving on and settling back into his life. He's accompanying Saburo back to Night City for some kind of meeting, business blah blah, and while he's standing behind him, being his stoic guard self, he just happens to glance out the window down at the street and there's just.... V. Walking down the street as if nothing ever happened.
I know it's so far-fetched and a silly take on things, but I had to heal my own heart.
NO SO I JUST FOUND OUT THERES AN UNUSED VOICEMAIL FOR GORO AFTER THE ENDING- he speaks informally to V when he uses Japanese and uses the more informal honorifics "-Kun" for male V or "-chan" for female V and basically admits he cared deeply about them and that he was calling to give a proper and permanent goodbye because saburo had given him a new assignment that "required him to stay in the shadows" and tells V, AND I QUOTE "for both of our sakes, I hope our paths never cross again." And THE FUCKING IMPLICATIONS OF THAT! THE IMPLICATIONS! THE ANGSTY POTENTIAL! THE HURT/COMFORT POTENTIAL!
WHY? WHY DID THEY DECIDE NOT TO USE IT!? WHY DOES PROJEKT RED HATE GORO?
New AU! Goro gets sent to perma-spy on V with the order to kill them if they ever find out!
So this is just me in major denial still over the ending of CP77 but does anyone else have a "fuck you, V lives" AU? I know lots of you do.
But I just wanted to share mine because I both find great comedic potential and angst in it.
So imagine this: after the devil ending, V gets 6 months to live, right? But what if it just turns out that Arasaka did what Arasaka does so well and just straight-up lied?
We know saburo has a very low opinion of V and makes assumptions about them in general. So what if they just thought they'd drink and party themself to death, thinking their time was about to anyway?
That's where my AU goes, and since, of course, I'm a Takemura lover, its only serves to stand that he would be given a rude awakening at their presence.
Imagine it: it's maybe 2 or so years on, Goro has long assumed V dead and had quietly mourned her (female V in my case) before moving on and settling back into his life. He's accompanying Saburo back to Night City for some kind of meeting, business blah blah, and while he's standing behind him, being his stoic guard self, he just happens to glance out the window down at the street and there's just.... V. Walking down the street as if nothing ever happened.
I know it's so far-fetched and a silly take on things, but I had to heal my own heart.
Ive been trying to upload this for 12 hours, raaaah, I missed Takemura Tuesday because of it. I made it for yall.
Soo not only am I a slut for Astarion from Baldur Baldur's gate 3 but now I'm an even bigger one for Takemura from cyberpunk. So I may or may not have drawn up my cyberpunk oc who I'm gonna ship the fuck out of with Takemura
Let me Introduce to to my man Vex Vincent.
Enjoy my human raccoon of a man who hasn't taken his eyeliner off in 3 days.
My character V who glares at everyone and everything: I will end your existence.
Takemura: hello V.
V: well hello handsome, snap my back like a glow stick and treat me like the twink I am.
Takemura: what?
Johnny: please end him im begging you, there's only so much daddy issues I can take.
V: Shut the fuck up Johnny!
Sorry guys your gonna get more of these becuase cyberpunk is my life now. Vex ( V ) is my oc for Cyberpunk so im gonna be using his name.
Viktor helping Vex get his bearings again after another glitch. He begins showing photos of people Vex knows.
Viktor: ok V this is Takemura. Say it with me, Takemura.
Vex: handsome man who bitch slapped me then saved me. Very hot, big dilf vibe. He could slap my ass and I'd melt.
Takemura in background groaning: how long will this take?
Viktor face palms: ok let's try something easier then. *shows picture of Johnny from years ago* who's this V?
Vex : ungrateful room mate in my head who doesn't pay rent. Pissy old man. You don't live in my head rent free man!.
Johnny in background: hey you think I want to be here?
(Vex) V: hey Johnny, I kinda want to get taken out.
Johnny: as in assassination, for food or on a date ?
Vex: you know what surprise me
Johnny:....
Vex: wait I can do all of them! Let me call Takemura.
Not even 5 seconds later.
Takemura: V... It's 2am why are you calling me this early?
Vex: I want you to take me out :)
Johnny: really!, Really the Corpo cunt?
Takemura: V... go to sleep, I will come around later today.
Vex: ok, Bye, good night! I love you.
Vex to Johnny: I'm getting taken out by Takemura :)