CYCLONE Fluff

CYCLONE — fluff

(hobie x pink!reader) —- WARNING: VERY SELF INDULGENT

it’s not often you exit your apartment willingly. besides walking the dogs or work, you find leaving unimportant. here you have your cats, vanilla and alfredo. the most adorable sweeties to every graze this earth. and of course rager, your chihuahua, named by hobie.

you have your stuffed animals, your beautiful pink appliances, and your fluffy, comfy, soft, heavenly, bed. you love it here, so why are you and hobie at a stadium with thousands of people?

you don’t blend in either, no you stick out. everybody here seems to be a man, middle aged, mildly balding, and dirty. and here comes you and your love, bright pink, and dressed in spikes. there’s noise.

ordinarily you’d be cowering, trying to get away. but no, you feed into it. what takes you so out of character?

monster trucks. so big, so brave, so cool. your eyes must’ve been watering, out of your reluctance to blink, because hobie reaches over and picks up a tear from your cheek.

“isn’t this so cool honey?” you yell, coughing a little from the smoke. surrounding yourself with smokers constantly may not be the best for your lungs.

“wha’eva you say love!” hobie yells back, equally as loud. he doesn’t necessarily dislike these events, he enjoys the disruptiveness of it all, but it’s far too much for his taste. although all that doesn’t matter when it comes to you.

his demeanor relaxes as he sees you yelling, with the largest grin. your favorite driver just did 20 cyclones, one of your favorite tricks.

[cyclones: a trick where a truck does donuts at very high speeds!]

a loud cheer erupts from the stands. youd think the queen just showed up. everybody showing their support for the expressiveness. monster trucks are so cool!

thirty minutes later—

you finally sit down after a while of shouting and clapping. you reach over to hobie to grab your water bottle, voice mildly hoarse from your displays of admiration. he’s been holding it there in his lap, the pink starkly contrasting with his colorless form.

“thank you baby,” you breathe out as you take a long sip. you smile up at him as he admires you. he doesn’t know how you manage to look so gorgeous after baking in the sun for two hours.

sweat runs down your forehead and your cheeks glow a bright red, and yet he’s still looking at you, practically with hearts in his eyes. he grins as you hand back the bottle.

“ ‘ow much longer do we got, lovely?” he responds, mildly sapped.

“just a couple more, they should be slowing down. we can go if you like. it’s hot out here, and i need some real food.”

“really? yo’ chill wit it?”

“i know you don’t really like these events and im overstimulated. so yes, im chill wit it.” you say mocking his british timbre. you stand up, using him up the stairs and out the stadium.

as you walk down the road, you take a deep breath. finally able to get out of the cloud of smoke. hobie takes your hand.

“wanna get some food?”

“you mean sandwhichs on a really cool house boat?”

“ ‘ome grown sandwich’s,” he winks.

“i’d love to, darling.”

his mind goes blank and his face turns red. you turn so you can’t see but you snicker to yourself. it’s rare you use a traditionally uk nickname, and hobie claims he doesn’t get flustered, but every time you drop one of those, he goes full off balance.

“mhm!” he says, gripping your hand tighter. him, shying away from eye contact, which heavily breaks his personal code. always stand up to the man, he thinks.

but what happens when this man, just so happens to be a pinks loving, chihuahua owning, monster trucks loving, beautiful, amazing, person?

he’s non-plused. he’s in love. he is going against everything he stands for. he doesn’t care. does she?

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#drabble #filling out a req a little??? #do we want more hobie or miguel 🤔

head cannon: miguel calls you ‘mi churro’

this is what my bf calls me sometimes— i melt every time he says it lol

SOMEBODY WRITE THIS

Oh, Miggy won’t pay attention to you? My dear…do the “removing my towel in front of my spouse” trend in front of him and let’s see how fast he’ll stray away from work and get impeccably desperate for YOU. uwu 🎀✨

yall can’t convince me miguelito wouldn’t shave your pussy for you

Okay but like,

I can never see Hobie using his non-belief in labels as a way to act shitty with his partner.

I can’t see Hobie being shitty to his partner, full stop.

Yeah he doesn’t use labels in your guys relationship.

but does that really have to stop him from being a loving and supportive partner? Of course not! He loves and cherishes the time spent with you! Whether that be at the pub, swinging around London with you hanging on tight to him, or just, him and you, cuddled up together (and your abundance of plushies no less lol)

(maybe though, this does put some strain at first in the way that, you don’t really know where EXACTLY you stand with him. How much is too much love? How long is too long of a cuddle session? How many is too many kisses?)

But really, how could he not love, well, loving you? You’re LITERALLY the person he’s CHOOSING to let into his life, both personal and not!

i really don’t understand how people even came to such a conclusion.

Like, look. I’m a SLUT for toxic relationships and all the goodies that come out of it (finding out and recognizing how they and the situation is bad for you. Being able to stand up for yourself and become a stronger person all the while ect)

It just, gives me a LITTLE ick when seeing we’ve chosen THIS character to put those kind of negative traits on (I’m not saying that Hobie wouldn’t have any negative traits, I’m just saying these seem…a little strange to give him, considering.)

(Btw thank you for doing my ask! Love seeing that man as a flustered idiot /affectionate)

SO TRUE NONNY !!!

hobie is probably one of the least negative people ever, relationship wise at least.

hobie probably does some things, aligning with his personal beliefs, that put some damage into his relationship. but the LAST thing he would want to do is hurt you in any way

you are like the one thing he would betray everything he thinks for. YOU!!!

i feel like he would also get offended if anyone thought otherwise

sorry for the asks lately/ genuinely

but! I deleted a note app i had recently and JUST REMEMBERED

I deleted like, two-three chapters i had on a Mafia! Miguel x Mafia!reader thingy i made.

And it was like, legit one of my best works in my opinion. I don’t really like miguel,

(or well, his attitude lmao. His character is slay and i KINDA see the appeal 👀)

But this actually? So good and i genuinely think i was doing good by his character. (Still a hot head yet respectable towards the reader. Especially considering the marriage was forced by both parties families)

i enjoy all the asks so don’t even worry!!! that actually sounds so good… like read first sentence, like, reblog, good

this is me encouraging you to rewrite it

please please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏