11-yr Old Brother: Hey Sis, Where Do You Work?

11-yr old brother: Hey Sis, where do you work?

Me: I work at a plant clinic in (my college campus), I figure out why plants are sick and how to make them better

Brother: so you’re a plant doctor?

Me: Basically

Brother: That’s boring

Me: (Very suddenly feeling the urge to prove myself to my little brother that I am one of the coolest people he knows in his entire life now and forever)

Me: …

Me: I work with microscopes

Brother: OH MY GO-

If y’all are so upsetti spaghetti about what’s in the tags fic-wise, then why are y’all marking arguments and discourse as ‘baki the grappler’ and ‘Baki’ to be right up there with the stuff that y’all don’t wanna see? I just wanna read fics and go through tags and not be bombarded with hate from all directions in my free time dawg like at least they tag fics and not mindless shooting off at the mouth arguments.

Like c’mon Eren Jeager, you’ve become exactly what you’ve sought to destroy.

Hey hun just started following you i was wondering if you could write a raian & Alan x reader plz😚😚 thank love headconnons ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 oh and can you put alot of NSFW PLEASE thanks babe 😘

Not gonna lie, never actually thought about it till now, but these two would quite literally try to rearrange guts anytime they fuck. And y’know what? I’m ok with that :)

Raian x reader x Alan NSFW

= These two are a handful already. So when you decide to bring up the possibility of sexy times to them, they share a quick glance and decide then and there to take you on every piece of furniture in the house.

= Raian, as competitive as ever, decides that he will be the first to have his way with you. If Alan wants to join, he very begrudgingly will let him, but Raian does not want him to have your attention.

= Full Nelson’s the first couple of times. Neither of them won’t want to be all lovey dovey and stuff too early with missionary and mating press and the like. Full Nelson in front of a mirror with the filthiest and nastiest dirty talk you could only imagine.

= Lots of mock sympathy, they both get off on it so much. “Aww, I bet your poor hole is just so worn out from how you’ve taken us baby.” “Oh I’m so sorry, would you like us to slow down? Stop maybe? Oh yea? You would huh baby? Too bad sweetheart”

= An insufferable amount of bickering between the two. They just will not shut up about who goes first, who gets what part of you, who you like better. Mind you all this happens while you are being fucked and every single time you have to rein them in with a whine or a plea for them to just shut the hell up and fuck into you harder.

= And boy do they know the difference between harder and faster. Raian is more than capable of executing whichever you would like but Alan loves to tease. Alan will keep the pace and talk you through it while he and Raian build up the speed, bouncing you between their bodies. And the strength. Don't even get me started.

= They adore the way that you seem so fragile and small in between their bodies. They believe that to be the best part about fucking you. It doesn't matter if you are the shortest person they've ever seen or the lankiest motherfucker to grace their presence, you will be folded in half and you will be thrown around like a ragdoll.

= Alan and Raian hate being submissive so they come up with excuses for not being in the places that they want. Usually, where they end up being inside of you is determined by how much they feel like being a dick. Sometimes, on the rare occasions, Alan will let Raian have the reins in exchange for being in the splash zone when you cum. And visa versa.

= Raian will let Alan have his way with you in doggy and Raian will be all up in your face, hushing you and telling you that you're such a good cumslut and that you deserve only the very best from the only two people who could fuck you like this.

= They are so loud man, its like there's an orgy happening and not a threesome. Grunts, growls, arguing, the occasional deep moan and laughing. So much laughing, and only at your expense. If one or the other fucks up, the other wouldn't acknowledge it but distract the three of you with much more interesting things.

= They can laugh at you, you cannot laugh at them. They will get their feelings hurt and they will agree on one thing and one thing only; that you have to be punished. How? You will never know until it happens and it will be the only thing you see them agree on.

hello!! I ain't even gonna apologize for being an entire year late on this one. I just moved into my dorm and i am hating and loving it at the same time. And y'all.... my roommate dawg. i don't know how to feel about her.

Lmao dawg even my therapist is upset that I lost my account :’)

This is gonna be rough tuff real stuff

I hope you’re doing fine dear :((( stay safe! Have you tried contacting tumblr support?

Howdy Anon! I am doing just fine, my heart hurts though because I knew how many people appreciated what I wrote and now I have to start over again!! 😭 I am staying about as safe as I can lol and yes I have contacted them and they said that they can’t restore deactivated blogs :’)

I have no idea how it happened, I can only assume I got hacked or the rare chance that someone i know went through all this trouble to delete my blog so :’)

On gawd!!

Ahhhhh I just can't wait for Pickle arc to release😩🙏🏻