Funimation & Procreation

funimation & procreation

part 11 of my n&c series <3

SUMMARY Never mind your upcoming wedding, this was perhaps the greatest moment of your life— the day Jungkook sought out an anime on his own.  WARNINGS kissing, smut in the forms of cunnilingus, cum eating, mentions of anal, doggy style, unprotected sex with the intention of pregnancy, spitting, hand holding<3 MISC the wedding night, Doyeon strikes again, jjk watches  jjk, oh no not twins RATING m (18+) WC 9.1k 

NOTES (!) sorry for any typos T_T Tumblr played me as I was editing so I may have missed a few rip lmk !!!

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hate me (m) | jjk

Jeon Jungkook x Reader

‒ hate me. (m) one-shot. ✎  [7k words]

genre: collegel!au, e2l!au. fuckboy!jk. pwp.

warnings: smut. and i mean s m u t. this is purely porn. filthy, dirty and very, very explicit porn. fuckboy jk should be a warning, dirty talk, slightly choking, oral (f and m receiving) fingering, multiple orgasms, spitting, slapping (and i mean c**chie slapping too), degradation, dumbification, drooling, throat fucking, forced orgasm, big boy jk should also be a warning, crying.  You really do hate Jeon Jungkook. You hate everything about him. From his strong veiny arms to his obnoxiously pretty face.   This is heavily unedited.  masterlist n/a: looks at the word count, I’m sorry. have fun? if there are any mistakes in this, please let me know <3 also, surprise I guess, just a little something to pass the time while I go back to writing the important stuff. 

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Banana Pancakes 🥞

Lazy Sundays were the best. Lazy Sundays with your boyfriend Jungkook we’re even better. 

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Soft! (as usual) Domestic! Jungkook, smut

Word Count: 2.3k

A/N: Hi, this scenario has been haunting my brain for the past week so, I finally decided to write it down and, oh my god I’m so soft. 

Warnings: smut, language. 

Sunday’s were likely your favorite day of the entire week.  It was the day you spent rejuvenating and, de-stressing from your usually long and arduous work weeks. Sundays involved sleeping in past 9am, freshly pressed coffee, TV reruns and, most importantly banana pancakes. There were many Sunday’s you spent indulging in these fluffy little bits of heaven by yourself but, today, you were joined by the only thing that could possibly make Sundays any better: your boyfriend Jungkook. Jungkook had been rehearsing into the early hours of the morning for the better part of the month and, this didn’t pair well with your own demanding career that kept you at meetings and conferences during most of your free time. However, this Sunday, the only tasks you were given was to relax and enjoy each other’s company.

“I feel like we could add a few more bananas.”   A sleepy, gravelly voice rumbles against your shoulder. Jungkook’s arms were wrapped around your waist, his chin resting on your shoulder as he watches you mix the batter.

“You already added two more when I wasn’t looking…” You retort, smirking as you use the spatula to scrap the batter down the side of the bowl. Jungkook snickers behind you, not denying your observation as he wraps his arms tighter around you.

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pairing: jungkook x reader / word count: 13.4k / genre: fluff + comedy (I suppose)

summary: you work the night shift in a supermarket. and now your crush, aka the cutest boy in the world, aka the guy you’ve been thirsting after for months, aka jeon jungkook, works the night shift too. les geddit

warnings: this fic is sfw BUT there is cursing/explicit language—the reader is thirsty af, just SO thirsty, seriously the thirstiest, but other than that this fic is pretty soft

a/n: thank you to my darling friend and beta reader @hobi-gif​​, without whom this would have remained an unpublished fic I just wrote for funsies, and also to @yeojaa​​ for reading this through and enjoying this terrible self indulgence of mine, you’re both queens

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Why is it that all the interesting things happen whenever you’re not at work? Like the time you’d been off for one (1) night so that you could move into your new place, so you hadn’t witnessed the full on brawl between a customer and the security guard right before the store shut. Or the other time when you were twenty minutes late because of road closures and you’d missed all the free doughnuts—Yoongi hadn’t even saved you one, opting to give it to his crush instead, even though Jimin wasn’t even night shift. 

(Yoongi was a Judas, betraying you all because of a little thirst. Snake.)

(Okay, sure, you’re friends with Jimin too, but still.)

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You’re The 1 (4 Me) | Jungkook

⇢ 8.5k 

⇢ Jungkook never dealt in fractions, only in wholes. 

Waking up to your boyfriend already stretching in his yellow duckie pajama bottoms was an obvious indication of one thing and one thing only: today was game day. Being the star quarterback of the university’s team as a junior, Jeon Jungkook was under a great deal of stress for today’s big game.

“I don’t think Mr. Quackers likes being stretched out like that,” you mused, sitting up from the comfort of his bed that you usually found yourself in the night before a game. Something about cuddling you allows him to sleep better and gives him good luck. You think it’s just an excuse to keep you from leaving his dorm at 2 in the morning.

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Love Language — JJK

“Relationships grow better when we understand each other. Each love language is important and expresses love in its own way. Learning the way we feel loved and appreciated helps create a stronger bond in a relationship.” ~ The Five Love Languages   

Perhaps the reason two best friends retained unrequited crushes for each other all these years is simply because neither of you could understand the different ways you express your undying affections for one another.

Prompts:

10) “I love making you laugh, love knowing I’m the one who made you laugh.”

14) “Stop making me want to hug you!”

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💞 🄿🄰🄸🅁🄸🄽🄶: Jeon Jungkook x female!reader  📚 🄶🄴🄽🅁🄴: Fluff, angst, f2l (idiots to lovers) 🌟 🅁🄰🅃🄸🄽🄶: T  💬 ⓌⒸ: 16.1k  ⚠️ 🅆🄰🅁🄽🄸🄽🄶🅂: Drinking, Swearing, Two idiots in love running around plus idiot friends = trouble, Typical frat boi(s), Apologies for Jimin’s personality, Innuendos, Lots of words, Unhealthy amount of mentioning JK’s personal parts, Mean people, Mentions of trauma (childhood), Mentions of death, Unhealthy parental relationships (abuse), Abandonment issues, Literal idiots to lovers but becomes idiots to self-awareness, Terrible wedding speeches by yours truly, Jungkook lowkey sounds horny in love but shh he’s soft.

💫 (っ  ◔◡◔)っɛƖ۷'ʂ ŋơɬɛʂ 💕:

This is a late birthday fic and my first collab, which was hosted by the lovely @goldenclosetnetwork​​ and their birthday collaboration for our beloved golden maknae, Jeon Jungkook => check out the masterlist « here »!

Once again I apologize for everyone’s personality jdkfjdk it’s an idiot’s to lovers with lots of issues but I promise they get smarter. Yes, I added a third prompt but you won’t know hehe so shhh don’t tell Yeji

Finally, a thank you to @ot7always​ for letting me use just a sliver of your beautiful personality. You might not remember bc this idea has been sitting in my drafts forever, but you volunteered to be the best roommate 😉 ever.

This is also my longest fic to date :D so I hope you enjoy my wordy vibez.

✍️ 𝕋𝕒𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥:

@wwilloww​

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