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December = Red, Green, and Gold time...
My Writes
Adult / Mature Content. 🔞
Please note that all my works have named OCs. I do not write 'Y/N' or 'x Reader' fics (just a personal writing preference).
Click on below links for more info about each work.
Peonies in the Abyss. - WIP. Series. Spy / Secret Agent AU. Explicit smut and violence.
Red, Green, and Gold. - Completed. Holiday / Christmas fic. Explicit smut. On AO3 and Wattpad.
2! 3! 4?: Completed. PWP / Threesome drabble. Roommates AU. Explicit smut.
When We Were... Us. - Completed. Series. Arranged Marriage AU. Explicit smut.
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i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get
This is 100% canon.
10: I like someone but idk how to ask her out
Donna: just ask “do you wanna watch a movie together?”
10: do you wanna watch a movie together?
Donna: ask her
10: i just did
Donna: ok, what did she say?
10: idk you tell me
Donna: how would i know what she said?
Valid, but he definitely confesses on accident because he literally cannot help making a complete idiot out of himself where Donna is concerned.
She takes the opportunity to agree to a date, but only out of pity, of course.
The thing about romantic Tendonna is that it's not that I don't think it's impossible and also do what u want for shipping. I DO however think it's impossible that they would actually get together as a couple because they're both the most horrifically stubborn and dedicated to the bit people in the universe. They would be playing attraction chicken and first one to even float the idea of changing their relationship to something non platonic loses. Where a normal couple would have mutual pining they have mutual spite 💖.
And of course whatever “date” they try to go ends in horrible disaster, and she’s NOT going to let him get away with that so they’ll have to have another date… no, a do-over where it’ll work out properly. Because they are NOT going on multiple dates, just do-overs because trouble is always interrupting them. That’s all.
The thing about romantic Tendonna is that it's not that I don't think it's impossible and also do what u want for shipping. I DO however think it's impossible that they would actually get together as a couple because they're both the most horrifically stubborn and dedicated to the bit people in the universe. They would be playing attraction chicken and first one to even float the idea of changing their relationship to something non platonic loses. Where a normal couple would have mutual pining they have mutual spite 💖.
They wink at each other while exchanging vows and can barely keep from bursting out laughing. Their friends and family are convinced they are in love, when they are so obviously NOT. Truly a hilarious ruse.
They do love an inside joke, so they make darn sure that everyone else thinks they are in love while it’s their private secret that they are truly, completely platonic. And if sometimes they keep up the couple act when there’s no one else around, well that’s just part of the joke. Really.
The thing about romantic Tendonna is that it's not that I don't think it's impossible and also do what u want for shipping. I DO however think it's impossible that they would actually get together as a couple because they're both the most horrifically stubborn and dedicated to the bit people in the universe. They would be playing attraction chicken and first one to even float the idea of changing their relationship to something non platonic loses. Where a normal couple would have mutual pining they have mutual spite 💖.
NO NO WAIT. If one of them accidentally does something couple-y with no audience they are subjected to merciless teasing from the other. Occasionally the best way to tease is to act all couple-y right back, because why do they get flustered by it? Because we are totally platonic right? How silly. Great ammunition for the next battle of wits between two completely platonic best mates.
The thing about romantic Tendonna is that it's not that I don't think it's impossible and also do what u want for shipping. I DO however think it's impossible that they would actually get together as a couple because they're both the most horrifically stubborn and dedicated to the bit people in the universe. They would be playing attraction chicken and first one to even float the idea of changing their relationship to something non platonic loses. Where a normal couple would have mutual pining they have mutual spite 💖.
Okay I posted about this on my tumblr but it’s never gonna gain traction bc I rb like there’s no tomorrow.
Hear me out: Ten accidentally kinda sorta confesses his love for Donna, and she’s like lol that’s so embarrassing but I’ll go out with you as a pity date hahahaha unless…?
And ten is like ur taking that out of context and not being fair but I’ll take u out for that date just to prove how not into you I am hahaha unless…?
And they go out for that date but it’s them so they are interrupted by some disaster and she’s like “well you owe me a not-date that is normal and not catastrophic” and he’s like “well obviously lol we need a do-over”
And mutually they like “yeah a DO-OVER definitely not a second date, obviously.” On and on repeating.
Then it starts getting a little awkward with the couple denials bc like “NO NO DEFINITELY NOT. but yeah we have been going out yk from time to time and drinking champagne on the beach under the stars but like. As a joke.”
And they’re both super bothered that people give them the “yeah sure keep telling yrself that” look and they are in huff about it because people are being so superior abt it.
They love an inside joke so they are like “well if everybody else thinks they’re so smart thinking they’re a couple, maybe we should present ourselves as a couple and it can be our private joke that were secretly completely platonic.”
Then later on one of them is like “lol we should get married” and the other is like “lol that’s the stupidest thing ever” and they bicker about it out of obligation but internally they are mutually like “YES I will agree to this after we’re done fighting bc there is no one else in the universe I would rather be married to. But obviously not bc Im IN love with u… just like it could be funny, and we can get free couple’s stuff and tax benefits.”
THEN like either before or after their marriage of contrivance the bit can be when one of them slips up and acts couple-y without an audience the other teasing mercilessly… and yk… sometimes the best way to tease them is to act all couple-y right back, because why do they get so flustered?? Bc we’re totally platonic lol what’s wrong babe.
Really long head cannon but I just need to figure out how to execute their relationship in way they could be canon together but keep that tension intact without typical romantic drama that I hate lol.
My brain was hijacked by a concept: Tendonna with Parks and Recreation quotes
I don't know whether to apologize.
we are not married! (they made wovs)
it's not a date! (actually, it is)
we are just friends (flirting at that moment)
i just want a mate (kissed couple of times)
i don't do sort of things (in unrequited love)
i don't fancy him (finds him dazzling)
THIS IS SO... SO.... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. F.a.v. Never met such a stupid character. Never met a character that really suited me so well. fuck????
if i told you | jjk
summary: in order to pay for university, jeon jungkook decides to market his most valuable asset to the wealthy socialites of campus: himself. donning a suit and tie, tousled hair, and glasses (to look smarter), he becomes every rich daughter’s dream: the perfect boyfriend to bring to balls, dinners, and business gatherings. all while you watch from the sidelines, only able to dream of having that much money to buy yourself what you really want: him.
{friends to lovers!au, college!au}
pairing: jeon jungkook x female reader genre: fluff, comedy, angst, we’ve got it all folks word count: 22k warnings: slightly underage alcohol consumption, mention of words that could be spoken on an crime documentary series but nothing graphic, ravioli-stealing, idiots to lovers, as per usual a/n: finally! here is the long awaited jungkook fic that i have literally been slaving over since the beginning of january. was this fic supposed to be 10k? yes. did i somehow end up writing 22k anyway? of course! in any case, please enjoy my absolute baby who i love and cherish!
check out the post-script drabble here!
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HELLO FINALLY I GOT TO REBLOG THIS!!!!!!
so rid you already know what i'm gonna say about it but it's definitely a fav! i'll probably binge read it while feeling sad and stuff because this angst hurts so so good and i wish i could live with this sweet jungkook (which by the way is UNREAL cause he loves to do the laundry but i love him anyway)
favorite parts i'll say again just to add to my own list of things that will probably never happen to me but they are still cute:
1. when his shoulders drop while saying there is nothing between them to taehyung, and the elder laughs. he's such a douchebag for that wtf
2. the start. GUYS THE START. it leads to the end, obviously, but jungkook seems so different yet the same sweet guy from the start i can't even imagine how oc didn't just fell straight away
3. when jungkook cooks with oc. its so cute i love men that cook they're my goals in life (*cough* yoongi)
4. when she recites a poem for him it's such an ENDEARING moment i suffer and cry a lot you know that
5. i should admit that i truly loved the story about a spoonful of heart because it is a taehyung thing (i can see him doing this) and the way he declares has so much more meaning than just words, y'know? it's special to me
so yeah, that's it! again, thank you so much for writing this, i already read it twice (sorry i will read your other ones) <3
changes in between | jjk (m)
Summary: “Does that mean that I can kiss you now?”
Becoming the roommate of Jeon Jungkook is the biggest change you’ve ever gotten thrown into - but little do you know that the addition of another man will bring even further turbulence into your (love) life.
pairing: Jungkook x reader (+ some Taehyung x reader)
rating: 18+
genre: roommate au, s2f2l; some crack, fluff, angst, smut
warnings: pining, swearing, mentions of alcohol consumption, fear of the dark; explicit sexual content: multiple smutty scenes (one’s milder and with tae), slight exhibitionism lol you’ll see, soft dom!jk, big dick!jk, fingering, oral (f. & m receiving), handjob on the side, breast play, jungkook sucks some tiddies, some masturbation, dirty talk, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), voice kink lol, some finger sucking, praising, biting, soft manhandling, soft sex and rough sex, cockwarming at the end?, some aftercare; jealous jk :( … jealous tae :(, jk calls oc a flower <3
word count: 24.7k (sorry, please do still read lmao)
a/n: hi, there !! credit to nicole who gave me this whole prompt and made the banner, too !! this trope is smth entirely new to me and i’m shaking in my boots here - so please let me know what you guys think !!
betas: @voiceswithoutlips @missgeniality & @hobiandsprite, thank you for your suggestions, endless help and for always letting me yell and whine in the dms :’) i love you guys to bits x
uploaded to AO3, too (for those who prefer pdfs or mobile readings!)
➳ listen to the CIB playlist for the full experience!
MASTERLIST | WIPs
His eyes keep closing.
You know sleep is washing over him slowly, but all you can do is watch him intently - because even after numerous pleas and annoyed shakes of your head, he is still standing here, back leaning against the wall and wobbly legs carrying him god knows how.
You know that you would’ve definitely given in to the tiredness and weakness by now, understanding exactly that you become a victim to gravity anytime you drink too much. And from what you can tell, he is entirely wasted.
“Jungkook, honestly…”
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drabble #24
namjoon x reader || action, fantasy || 493 words prompt: “is this really necessary?” warnings: cursing, mentions of violence, use of guns, implied murder, implied death rating: pg-17 tags: idiots to lovers, gang!au
It was pouring rain. Cold and heavy drops hit my body mercilessly as I made my way through the garden near the south gate of the HYBE headquarters. My mission was simple: sneak in, get the dream device and sneak out. I was running late, I admit, but all this shouldn't take more than half an hour. I'm really good at laying low, and they wouldn't even notice I was there.
Once I managed to see the entrance I noticed that there were three security guards. Two near the door, walking in opposite directions and one on the roof. If I could get to the other side I'm sure I would be able to climb through the window, but that depends solely on me passing in front of them unnoticed, and that was going to be a challenge with a wounded shoulder.
Suddenly I hear a noise behind me, distant yet close enough to get my attention. I stopped behind one of the pillars between two beautiful trees, drew my gun, and waited. I used to do missions alone all the time, so it wasn't a problem for me not to have a backup in situations like this, but after the accident in Spain, I wasn't allowed to go out without a partner. Tonight I broke the rules a bit and left, not telling a soul where I was going, which is why I nearly got scared to death when Namjoon came into my field of vision, walking out from behind the pillar, making me bump into him.
“Fuck!” I yell in some sort of a whisper, lowering my gun.
“Is this really necessary?” he asked looking around the garden and then to me, up and down, with a judgy look on his face.
“What are you doing here, Namjoon?” I rolled my eyes.
“Stopping you from doing something really stupid” he replied.
“Did Yoongi sent you?”
Namjoon chuckled, “No, but he’ll be furious when he finds out”
“He won't find out because I'm going to get the dream device and put it on his desk before he arrives tomorrow, so…excuse me” I shoved him aside and started cautiously moving towards the left side of the garden.
“Suit yourself” I heard Namjoon say.
I didn't feel his presence after a couple of minutes, so I assumed Namjoon was gone. I carried on with my mission as the rain grew stronger, louder. This damn garden was bigger than I'd anticipated so I made sure to keep up the pace as I jogged between the stone decorations and precisely trimmed bushes until I reached the far end, near the building.
I can see the window already. So near!
Where are the guards? One, two…
“Where do you think you’re going?”
Three.
Gun cocked in hand along with a small flashlight, there he was. The guard who shouldn't have seen me. Ha, but I was faster.
“Up” I smirked and quickly shot him in the shoulder.
right now. (m) jjk.
not yet, almost , right now
pairing. jungkook x reader genre. fluff, smut, idiots to lovers!! word count. 14.8k warnings. two mega fucking idiots<33, miscommunication/dumb assumptions, smut in forms of: fingering, oral sex (f.), orgasm denial, spanking, some spit bc duh, unprotected sex, super sweet & lovey!! also jungkook is a sweetheart pls love him summary. coming to terms with your feelings after getting off to the idea of your close friend is a little harder than you thought, but how long can you take before jungkook decides its time to move on? note. did jlin forget how to write for a few weeks? yes, yes she did….i know this took a long time but life is rough man so forgive me… but anyways lol the final part to the not yet!verse is hereeeee! thank you to @kithtaehyung for reading this over for me ily!! thank you guys for enjoying this mini series, the response was really unexpected but im sososo happy over every comment/ask i’ve gotten for this story. once again, tysm for your love and let me know what you think<3
The evening sun illuminates Jungkook’s apartment, golden hour bouncing off every reflective surface and straight into his eyes the second he walks in, immediately squinting as he makes a beeline to shut the blinds. His head was already throbbing from the hangover that decided to peak around noon, a mean case of nausea putting a damper on his work day. So as much as he loved soaking in some vitamin D today was not the day.
“Are you joking?” he huffs as he brings down the blinds, hand yanking at the flimsy string in an attempt to get it unstuck. “How stup—you’d think with the amount I pay every month in rent the blinds would work!”
Alright, so maybe he was a little grumpy today, choosing to take it out on an inanimate object and blame it purely on the bad decisions made last night—definitely had nothing to do with the residual moping of you going on a date. This could be fixed, easily.
The first order of business? Texting you to see if you’d be interested in devouring greasy food from your favorite place down the street. He’d get to see you and finally put something in his stomach, it’s the best of both worlds really.
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Ppfff at this point, everyone knows, they just need to kiss already
Tell us something only the real Boorman would know.
Me, lighting a match: "Give it to me."
Book with romantic subplot: "Please. Please don't. I have a fam—"
Me: "Hand it over, or I'll dust this room with your ashes."
Book: "Please—"
Me: "Do it."
Book:
Book: "Oh."
Book: "Oh."
Everyone: cheers
ART BY @robinfollies !!
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ARTHURSTOTLE HEADCANONS :: my babies fr
- they always share EVERYTHING,even food or books
- Arthur dislikes jazz,but he pretends to like it just because Aristotle likes it
- Aristotle gives little gives to Arthur,like bracelets, jackets, pins etc..
- they love to watch stars at night together at the end of every adventure
- both of them are bad to talk about their emotions to their partner
- Aristotle is alwayas worried about Arthur,bc they know he does stupid things every minute.
- they both love cuddles
- even if Aristotle is afraid of being touched by everyone,they always let Arthur hug/kiss them
- Arthur is jealous asf,but tries to hide it everytime
- they are used to read together and make comments about what they are reading
- Arthur loves to dance with his partner,even if he sucks at dancing
^ Aristotle is good ad dancing,but likes it only if Arthur dances with them.
- they always go together to visit their friends,just for not being completely alone
- they are always kicked out of every bar because Arthur always keeps starting fights with someone everytime,and Aristotle would rather run away than see Arthur beaten up.
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Tagging @battersweet in every headcanons post because i decided to post my own headcanons just for their/zee posts!
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QUESTION : Is there anyone who wants an angst version??
heart of the flame | kth. act II (m)
banner by the lovely ash @jimilter <3
➵ summary : when fate leads to you to meet sweet and charming firefighter, kim taehyung, you don’t expect him to become the irrevocable love of your life. spending your days with him become just as easy as breathing, and you begin to believe your love is unbreakable. but when fundamental issues begin to tear your relationship apart, you learn that despite heartfelt memories and irreplaceable history, sometimes love that burns too brightly only blazes out faster. you’re both willing to fight tooth and nail to make your love long-lasting however, and discover that maybe, just maybe, love is enough.
OR, stranded and alone, kim taehyung offers the help you exactly need. rooming with him in his apartment seems harmless at first, but as history resurfaces and tensions rise, harmless turns into hazardous, and ensues an intense relationship that plays with the very thing he fights—fire.”
↳ part of the ‘warm this winter’ collaboration!
➵ pairing: firefighter!taehyung x f. librarian!reader
➵ genre: roommates!au, friends absolute idiots to lovers!au, romance, fluff, smut, angst
➵ rating: 18+
➵ word count: 35k
➵ warnings: swearing, alcohol consumption (both parties able to consent), mentions of a family member’s illness, ANGST!!, argument/conflict/misunderstanding, very opinionated protagonists, making out, sexting/phone sex, a nude 🤪, male + female masturbation, degradation (use of slut), praising, denied orgasm, use of a sex toy (vibrator), pussy fondling, cum tasting, dry-fucking, some cmnf, breast play, soft dom!tae, sub/switch!reader, big dicc!tae, licking, foot fetish!!, pussy-eating, fingering, begging, marking, biting, multiple smut scenes, unprotected sex (sleeve before you please y’all), shower sex, mushy/emotional sex, fire truck? sex, clothed sex, multiple orgasms, creampie
➵ a/n: i very much apologize for this 😞 but here’s my second part of tae’s birthday fic!! thank you @amourtae for looking over the last scene!! as always, your feedback means the world to me <3
➵ playlist: stretch you out by summer walker ft. a boogie wit da hoodie
act I. || act II. || act III. (final)
You shuffle nervously as Taehyung secures his overcoat over his station wear, his duffle bag placed on the floor. The sight of his broad shoulders and chest always causes you to malfunction. Even now, the urge to splay your hands all over him is strong, only the bite of your lip keeping you in check.
Playing with your fingers is the only distraction from contemplating the most life-changing thing before Taehyung heads off to work.
Do you kiss him or not?
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