One Day Dazai Has An Idea And Decides That It Was Much Better Than Doing His Work So He Runs To The Store

one day Dazai has an idea and decides that it was much better than doing his work so he runs to the store and comes back with a bag of catnip, just in time for atsushi's lunch break.

He goes up to him and starts talking to him and while their talking he sprinkles some in atsushi's food

Atsushi just runs around the rest of the day. Starts, like, biting his pencil and his other stuff. No one (other than ranpo and dazai ofc) know what happened until the bag falls out of dazais pocket.

Atsushi got sent home early and Kunikida yelled at dazai for an hour. Most everyone else thought it was funny.

I need any fic where Ranpo experiences gay panic and gets flustered, so here are some quick prompts.

Poe in his spy get-up

Poe with his hair pulled back for whatever reason, maybe to paint or something

Poe in a skirt

Poe in just his pants (trousers?) and button up. Shed the outer layers.

Poe with eyeliner

Ranpo learning Poe has tattoos. Maybe a crow on his upper shoulder blade, something like that.

Poe in glasses

Poe with hair clips

They get sucked into a book; vastly different wardrobe.

Ranpo suddenly realises he's really into how tall Poe is (maybe he stands up straight for once and Ranpo realises the difference is more than he'd thought)

Poe chewing on a pen or pencil. Or having a lollipop, making his lips all red

Poe making... noises when eating something.

Poe in knee-high socks (bonus if it's those raccoon ones)

Poe in Ranpo's hat.

Poe being much stronger than Ranpo thought.

Poe holding Ranpo's hand for whatever reason.

Poe playing with Ranpo's hair while he's asleep, but then he wakes up.

That's all I can think of right now.

Dazai and atsushi both try to kill themselves on the same roof, at the same time

Tw for su!cide obviously

This is pretty bad but in my defense it's like, 2am right now.

Word count: 457

----- ------- ------- -------- --------- ------

It was a sad night, nothing particularly bad had happened, and it hadn't been raining, it just felt sad.

Dazai stood on the edge of the rooftop. He was hoping to finally succeed in killing himself. He'd been trying for years but luck had never seemed to be on his side, but tonight, tonight he would succeed. It was a perfect night for a suicide attempt, dark, cloudy, a little bit foggy, no one would interrupt him tonight.

He took a deep breath, preparing himself for the fall. He took a small step closer to the edge, this was it, finally. Just as he was about to fall he heard the door to the roof creak open. Turning around. He saw a familiar head of white hair staring at him.

"..Atsushi? What are you doing here?"

Atsushi didn't respond, he was trying to gather his thoughts. He had finally worked up the courage to do it, he'd wanted to just give in and kill himself for years, but he always got too scared and stopped before he did anything fatal.

"Atsushi?" He was snapped from his thoughts by Dazai calling his name.

"Oh- uh, y-yeah, Dazai?"

"What are you doing up here this late, Atsushi?"

"Oh, right, me. I'm.. I'm here to.. uh-" he hadn't considered the idea that someone could be here already so he hadn't bothered to come up with am excuse for if he got caught. "I- I'm here to enjoy the view! Yeah, the beautiful night sky! Isn't it great from up here! Ha...ha." He knew that he was not convincing anyone with that pathetic excuse, especially Dazai, who already figured out what was going on.

"..The view is nice from up here, you're right, although, I'm sure that's not actually why you're here, is it?" He sits down a few steps from the edge, patting the ground next to him to signal for Atsushi to sit next to him.

Atsushi sighs, "You're right, it's not."

"I assume you're here for the same reason as me, right?"

Atsushi doesn't respond and Dazai takes that as a yes.

"Well, I guess if neither of us are gonna succeed tonight there's no point in being here, huh?" Dazai stands up and stretches, and Atsushi follows after a moment.

"I guess not."

"Man, all this trying to kill myself has really made me hungry, let's get something to eat and..talk a bit, sound good Atsushi? My treat~!"

"Yeah... let's do that."

And with that, the two of them made their way down the building and out to find some restaurant that's still open at 2am.

Maybe tonight hadn't worked out the way they wanted it to, but it still worked out in the end.

"audhd ranpo and autistic + depressed dazai ".

"bursts into the room out of breath DO YOU HEAR ME

ranpo is so very autism and adhd coded please you cannot convince me otherwise we've all seen the untold origins of the detective agency !!!

15/16 dazai is so autism coded istg i can write a whole ass essay on this (bonus !! 22 dazai getting better at masking ??) plus the depression feels pretty canon ngl like?? the dark era and his character arc has so much depression allegory ??"

requested by @lanternzz

Its over :(

There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.