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no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it

very low quality redheads (drawn with my non-dominant hand because i fractured my elbow)

Your little meow meow got set on fire! Σ(･o･;)

(For some reason)

- The day I met Dazai light novel

(why is it burnt😭)

Atsushi: So does the Agency ever take cases outside of Yokohama?

Kunikida: We've taken cases outside of the city in nearby areas. But as far as say, international cases are concerned we do not.

Atsushi: Oh, so if Standard Island hadn't floated to Yokohama, we wouldn't be able to take it?

Kunikida: It definitely depends on the situation and it's severity. But with that case, no it wouldn't been our job.

Dazai: Each country and region has their own version of our Agency. They'll differ in some ways but the main goal is the same.

Kunikida: nods So countries stick with their own to solve these cases. Sometimes they'll reach out but that can introduce different factors and possible risks.

Dazai: It's also a point of pride, they can risk a lot in their image by relying on others for help. You saw what it was like negotiating with the Port Mafia. Now imagine that with a whole country.

Atsushi: shudders Yikes.

Kunikida: So no the Agency doesn't take international cases unless it's truly warranted.

Which is good for us because we're far too busy and it would be a logistical nightmare. Considering most of us are on the no fly list.

Atsushi: Yeah... Wait what?!

Kunikida: My ability's deemed too much of a security risk. Along with Kenji's and Kyouka's.

Kyouka: That and I was an assassin, I'd probably be arrested.

Yosano: I can fly but I'm also wanted in, what was it like 13 countries? Along with the President so Standard Island is the closest I'll ever get to see England, Germany and France.

Kunikida: So is Katai, not like he leaves his home anyway.

Dazai: I'm not grins but not one trusts me to go alone.

Kunikida: I don't even trust you to walk to the train station alone.

Dazai: So mean Kunikida!

Yosano: If it weren't for Perfect Crime you'd be right here with us.

Dazai: Ah, semantics.

Ranpo: I'm not supposed to fly either, but they can just try and stop me.

Atsushi:... I want to be suprised but I'm really not. Hmm, with my bounty, would I also be on the no fly list?

Dazai: Huh, I didn't think of that you could be. Depending on if it was wide spread or not, you could be wanted in a bunch of countries.

Atsushi:... Maybe we should just stay here in Yokohama.

Kunikida: A wise decision.

BSD HEADCANONS ~ HOUSE WIFE EDITION

~Fyolai~

For these two it could honestly go either way, but I like to think that Nikolai prefers to be the house wife. Fyodor would come home after work and Nikolai would have dinner ready and have cleaned the entire house, not because he thought it would be nice, because he acedentally burned the original dinner and freaked out and made a mess, then procceded to get take out and say he made it (fyodor knows and doesn't say anything)

~Skk~

Chuuya is the house wife, you can't change my mind. Though I could see it both ways tbh. Chuuya would do the laundry and dishes and use excuses like "well you never clean your clothes" or "if you ate less I would have to do so much" but in reality he doesn't mind. Dazai also helps around the house when he has the chance, but would never let Chuuya know he helped. Chuuya would be able to cook extremely well, and Dazai loves his cooking, and though he never admits it, Chuuya makes sure Dazai eats enough each day.

~Sskk~

(This was what inspired me to make this post lol)

Ok so heres the thing. Atsushi would be the house wife if there were one. he would happily do the dishes, and the laundry. He would stress clean often. Only the one thing he knows how to cook is chazuke. This often leads to Akutagawa getting upset and cooking himself. *This* often leads to a fire. In the end, they get takeout and watch movies.

~Ranpoe~

We all know that Poe is the house wife here. He'd make sure Ranpo eats real food throughout the day, and he would help out around the house. He would have a little office/library to write in during the day while he waits for Ranpo to get home, and he would watch comedy movies with Ranpo at night. (they cant watch horror/mysteries since Ranpo always spoils them)

If anyone has any ideas lmk, I might make a part two :shrug:

(This is all for the silly goofs, don't take this too seriously)